Damn it, Johnny boy: being mentally handicapped doesn't grant you permission to park in the handicapped spot.
More than likely his car was confiscated by the police when he tried to pick up street walkers in it.
There is no way the spelling could be that bad while the syntax is fine unless someone made that message absurd on purpose. :|
I dunno, I just kind of assumed he did by default. You might be surprised. It looks pretty fonettik to me.
Aw, this thread is cute. Doesn't seem to be going Liet's way as much as I'm betting he hoped, though.