well... shit

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Mila, May 21, 2014.

  1. Mila

    Mila Garak's Mom

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    Here comes #2. Daughter will be 6 when the new one arrives.

    pregnancy-test.jpg
     
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  2. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    Why do you expect us to care about this?
     
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  3. Mila

    Mila Garak's Mom

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    you sure posted pretty fucking quick to my post. why dont you have me on ignore
     
  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Some of us don't believe in sissy features like ignore. On topic, you as a parent makes me weep for the future.
     
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  5. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Do you not know what a condom is? Have you considered a home-made vasectomy kit?
     
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  6. John Castle

    John Castle Banned Writer

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    I responded to this thread quick because I was hoping it was good news. For example, it might have been something like...

    That's what I was hoping for. But as is true to form with the threads you start, the only takeaway here is soul-souring disappointment.
     
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  7. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Also, why so glum, Mila? Just because she's pregnant doesn't mean it's yours. Good probability it's not.
     
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  8. Archangel

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    don't you mean...

    "Why do you expect us to believe this?"
     
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  9. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    "To finish a home vasectomy, proceed to the second floor of the establishment and vacate the premises through a window. This will ensure the permanence of the operation.
    "If the premises does not have a second floor, then simply walking from the roof will suffice."
    "Medical officials will shortly be on hand to ensure the home-vasectomy's success and minimize any complications."
     
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  10. Liet

    Liet Dr. of Horribleness, Ph.D.

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    In fact . . .

    Seriously, he just attached the first google image search result for positive pregnancy test? Sheesh. Lame troll is lame.
     
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  11. Archangel

    Archangel Primus Peritia

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    I'm surprised people even consider he is telling the truth about anything he posts.
     
  12. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    Can't we just ban him? He adds nothing to this site. He's like Starguard.
     
  13. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    You do realize that for all the bitching and whining we haven't banned or even warned anyone since the changeover right?
     
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  14. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Since when has being a complete and utter failure of a loser been grounds for banning? He mildly amuses with these embarrassing attempts. But I must say, this was even more pathetic than a botched book burning.
     
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  15. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    Man the hormones have already turned you into a raging bitch eh? You're not even the one that got pregnant after pulling a train with the neighborhood boys?
     
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  16. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    With Starturd, I learned a lot about Cleopatra and Egyptian history that my 6th grade teacher neglected to teach because he was too busy playing babysitter and savior to the class.

    Lesbian Shoes otoh.....not so much. :marathon:
     
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  17. Bickendan

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    That's not entirely true. Lesbian Shoes did get an account burned (hehe) three months ago, and I issued a warning to another member.
    To your overall point, though, this administration is pretty damn laid back, which is how it should be.
     
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  18. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, I think I might have issued a a warning once, too. They are infrequent, and mostly just mean "cool it," but they do happen now and then. Been a few months, though.
     
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  19. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    I'm sure the real-life "Mila" is a wonderful parent and human being. :wub:

     
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  20. Ebeneezer Goode

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    A thread informing the board you've had sex twice in 7 years.

    In your, ahem, shoes, I'd have sunk a beer instead.
     
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  21. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    :yaoming:
     
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