Can you be a US citizen? (test)

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  1. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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  2. El Chup

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    Yeah, but the test assume that you want you've an American.....
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  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Huh, what? Can you restate that in English, mate?
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  4. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    :lol: iphone auto correct. The test assumes you want to be American!
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    Then the test should be in Spanish.
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    45/50, though I disagree with all of the answers on the question about the different numbers of representatives per state.

    Now, can I please also not be a US citizen?
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    WHAT IS THE ECONOMIC SYSTEM IN THE UNITED STATES?

    Should be 'none of the above'. Its 'capitalistic...ish' but not 'captitalism'
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    41/50. I prefer Canada, though. But the Canadians only accept bright, productive immigrants, so I have to stay in this rotten place. :(
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    49/50. always messing up who wrote what.
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    I missed the number of representatives, clicked on Declaration instead of Constitution by mistake, and who wrote the Federalist Papers.
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    If the President and Vice President can no longer serve, who becomes President? That one is pretty clear. :unsure:
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    I got 50 out of 50.

    Not difficult. Lots of common sense in my opinion. I think I hesitated on two or three. I was kind of surprised about the "capitalist system" but it clearly would not be one of the other options.
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    32/50 dose that make me a commie?
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    :pirateship:
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  20. Dr. Krieg

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    How difficult is it to become a British citizen? Dead serious.
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    Eh, you were a commie anyway. Getting 32/50 just makes you an ignorant commie. :diacanu:

    I kid, I kid.
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  22. gul

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    To clarify, I didn't mean the one that was 50th on the list. I meant the one that wasn't the 49. It was the economic system question, I picked none of the above, because the US has a mixed economy. But the test claims capitalist is the answer.
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    39/50.

    Im happy being a visitor to the US rather than a citizen
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    50/50! Woohoo!
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    Maybe they made the questions before Obama became president.
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    Pretty difficult these days. The immigration laws have been consierably tightened and that's the route you have to go through in order to qualify for settlement and thereafter citizenship.

    Not that you know that from the Btitish press scaremongering....
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    Please respond to my questions in your Iraq thread you coward.
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    That's unfortunate. It'll be like coming home, it's not like I'm Albanian or something. :ramen:
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    Q1. When you turn off the telly and pop round to Dingle-Wingle to buy a can of Spotted Dick, who should you ask to hold your crumpets?

    A. The Earl of Poofy-Doofy Sillypants?
    B. Her Highness, the Right Honourable Baroness of Stoke-Upon-Watercress?
    C. Jack the Tinky-Poofy Biscuit Salesman?
    D. The Duchess of Cock-a-Leeky Pifflepots?
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