The Uwe Boll meltdown.

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  1. Diacanu

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    And here's the trailer for "Rampage", which leads me to think, this isn't a meltdown, so much as a culmination of one.

     
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    I had to look at this guy's IMDB page, no idea who he is. Don't think I've heard of one of the movies he's directed. So now I don't get why we care about his meltdown (although meltdowns are usually always great).
     
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    "House Of The Dead", "Bloodrayne", and "Alone In The Dark", came to theaters, and he's been a straight to video German Ed Wood ever since.
     
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    Yeah, the guy's a pretty terrible director. :/
     
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    Wow...yeah...so for homework, I just watched "Rampage", and "Rampage: Capital Punishment", and, wow...someone needs to keep an eye on Boll.
     
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    Thread title sounds like one of these new internet dance fads, like The Harlem Shake.
     
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    I. Don't. Care.
     
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    Still waiting for someone to get all up in Lubak's face for not knowing who a famous director is. It's not like we're talking about some pointless daytime cooking show diva.
    :bailey:
     
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    Some years ago he promised to quit making movies if people raised enough money. I thought that they'd hit the mark and he'd agreed to go away.
     
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    *Forbin's glowing red butt-hurt butt makes the Rudolph nose noise*

    WOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

    *The glow burns away a cloud of fog*

    Santa- Forbin with your ass so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight? :itsokay:
     
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    This was from Diacanu, BTW, since you've had him on ignore the past seven years.

    You're welcome. :yes:
     
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    That's the same guy who challenged critics who panned his 'movies' to boxing matches.
     
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    But then selected all the people that looked weak and avoided the flks he thought could beat him.
     
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    I didn't get the message "kill the rich" so much from that as "kill a bunch of police officers and other non-uniformed working class people".

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    The "kill the rich", stuff is in the sequel, and rings really hollow after he kills all those innocents in the first one.
    :no:
     
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    Though I'd heard the name, I couldn't recall seeing any of his films. Looking through the list, nope, haven't seen a single one. And I'm a movie guy!

    Based on the Wikipedia article about him, I'm surprised he's made as many films as he has. None of his pictures has received much in the way of positive reviews, and none of them have done decent box office.

    Sounds like I haven't missed out on much.
     
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