Dunno, I'd think that regarding his long dead ass as divine like you do probably beats Chardman out in the "fixation" stakes.
Okay, this was legitimately one of the best posts in Wordforge history. Wouldn't have worked had Dayton not played the fifteen year long game.
I was thinking more along the lines of his mighty hacker friends erasing his whole internet history so he can be president. Because people with that level of talent would do a favor like that for Dayton for absolutely free. Out of the goodness of their little hearts because he's such a charmer.
Dayton, I'm glad to see you trying out some new personalities. You'd be a lot cooler if you were like this more often. One word of advice, though -- too much of a good thing is a bad thing. Wise cracking Dayton with an attitude is good, but you need to keep a bit of mystique. Post less often and your pithy one liners will have ever so much more impact.
Oh! My! God! You're finally going to run for president, aren't you? Oh, now I'm excited! That will be so entertaining!
