Warned a close friend of mine to leave the country

I can survive in an igloo. I've done it and posted pics.

You still lack the ability to murder baby seals though.

Classic American mistake.

I'm landlocked, so I don't have cause or opportunity to murder seals, though I despise them because they hunted the Canadian penguin to extinction once their numbers were depleted by Canadian penguin processing firms that killed them and sold them as canned meat in the American market, which is why large canned tins of meat are still shaped like a penguin.

You forgot to say delicious.

A few weeks ago I was watching Anthony Bourdain, Parts Unknown: Detroit and thinking to myself that Detroit looked like Chernobyl in places. Then a few minutes later Bourdain said that Detroit reminded him of Chernobyl more than anyplace else he'd ever been.

Great minds think alike?

Igloos are a great design! Like an egg, if inside them you can break through them easily to get outside, but can withstand great pressure exerted from the exterior inward. Rumor has it not even a polar bear can bust through them. But that's really a moot point IMO. A smart polar bear knows you have to come out of that igloo eventually! And look who he's bringing with him!

Since we're predicting imminent civil war again, I guess it's time to drag out this oldie but goodie.

Nearly seven years into the Obama administration, and the country has still stubbornly failed to collapse. What gives?

Just wait for it. Trump is coming.

Just like WMDs in Iraq, hyperinflation, FEMA camps, and the smoking gun showing that Clinton ordered the Benghazi attacks will be found in another six months if only we keep looking for them.

The stubborn refusal of reality to do anything other than laugh in the face of wacky conservative conspiracy theorists only means that the liberal media is covering up the truth. Some day soon the war will come.

Everybody is just sitting back and enjoying the race riots on TV.

Just like trying anal for the first time.

I'll have to trust you on that. Anyway.....now that Thanksgiving is almost upon us - I got this mental image reading the thread title.

Wasn't Marso a prepper preparing for the end of the world because the half black anti-Christ was going to destroy America or something?

I believe Marso resented Christianity.

I honestly thought Marso had come to a bad end.

Nope, he left some time after Obama's reelection, came back for a bit, then left 'cuz we were too liberal or something.

Trolling people who don't even post here any more, a level of smug satisfaction to which I don't think even an el Chup would stoop.

Yeah, this place ain't stumbling towards irrelevance.

[And if you don't think America's been stuck in a prolonged and deep rut under the useless eyes of the messiah, well, you've really not been paying much attention.]

Marso still posts here. Not as often as he used to, but he's still around.

Okay, you can continue whining now.

^Yeah, he dropped by once in the past year, dipshit.

He posted over multiple days in June and July, at the very least.

He’s more of a presence here than you’ve ever been. Maybe if you weren’t so busy cribbing from Volpone’s playbook you’d know that.

So now that the brigade is busy telling us how Hillary Clinton will destroy life as we know it, how's Obama coming with that whole "turning America into Mad Max" thing? His presidency is almost over; shouldn't he be getting to it one of these days?

Marso will probably never slink back to address that question, but maybe one of the other looney tunes conservatives can step up with an answer?

Man, this thread is comedy gold!

Police officers are being assassinated in the streets by followers of the people Obama keeps meeting in the White House. It's important for him to make sure Americans stay divided along racial lines. Meanwhile the southern border has completely broken down and Obama uses the INS and DHS as a bus service for illiterate central American criminals. Thankfully the drug cartels provide their own transportation as they turn large swaths of Arizona into a no-go zone for US citizens. And ranchers in Texas keep finding rape trees where the coyotes rape the women they bring in.

One of these days you'll realize that it's not a bad thing that not everybody looks like you, thinks like you, or has the same beliefs that you do, and that that doesn't signal that the apocalypse is barreling towards us.

Or, you'll kill yourself.

UK Telegraph

Is 2016 really one of the worst years in history?​

Thanks to Obama and Hillary long trail of epic disasters, yes it is, at least since the early 1940's.

We can always hope for the latter.