I am the masturbating troll

Don't worry about it, it is a bunch of big words and concepts you were never going to grasp to begin with. I could type it all out in spanish and you would have the same chance of understanding what is going on.

So all of us "shouldn't worry".

What were we actually worried about @Tererun?

As I've said before, Tererun is about 10 years too late to the Wordforge party to be "shocking" or make any kind of impact whatsoever. But I somehow think that even in 2005, he'd have gotten laughed off the board, if the rep cabal didn't light him up like a Christmas tree first.

So you are denying you called me a master troll? I could quote it for you if you like.

It sure does seem to bug you a whole lot that I got you to do that. You can say whatever you like. You all can run around and pretend it did not work. But at the end of the day we all know I got you. I know I got you and I can see how that irks you in your attempts to pretend like it doesn't. The one place it matters most is in my opinion which is why you are here right now arguing this with me. Because if I did not really matter to you then you would be off doing something much more fun than trying to tell me how wrong my opinion is. I get to come back here and enjoy your squirming. It is delightful, and you cannot summon the words to stop my warm fuzzies inside.

What really gets you is I get all of this without having to cow tow to the village idiots. You perform for their delight and are reliant upon their opinions. You have some good toys like dayton and gturner. They keep coming back for the abuse you show them. I am having fun and you cannot stop it without looking cowardly and like a failure. You know how to end this game, all you have to do is admit I am too much for you to take. I won't come back like dayton. I have fed well here and I will enjoy feeding until the mods put an end to my presence here. I hope for your sake they are swift about it. Those hooks are deep and you are showing me how wounded you are. You can have all of their opinions and their support, and you will never be able to beat me at this game. You simply do not have the intellect.

Now please do continue your hatred of me. I know it is there, I set it up that way. Did you really think I wanted a little chuppie friend to pat me on the back?

wiggle as you might, it is all for my pleasure.

Yeah, I'm just enjoying the fall from grace (not that there was any grace to start with, but still). I just like the whole "if I say it 146 times with 12,937,836 words then, then those bastards will accept what I say" approach. It's glorious. I can't help but think the whole "internet, seriously business" meme was started for Turdrun.

I am sorry Mr. Faceman. You are way to basic. I can kick you around a couple of times, but your taunts and jabs are pretty fucking common. Go play with the lonelysquire crew, I am dining on chuppie ego tonight. It is tasty and fresh, and I believe it is going to keep coming and coming for as long as I wish to dine. You fastfood jerkoffs just are not worth the effort.

Why can't you answer the question directly? Surely a "big brain" like you is more than capable?

Btw, I didn't read your other post. Please revise it into a succinct paragraph if you want me or others to read it, instead of that rambling trash.

Oh how lovely your wine is here tonight, can I have another glass? Mom, tererun is not playing nice with the chuppie and giving him the respect he thinks he deserves. Oh wait I misspelled mod.

Anyways, I am off for a bit. Prepping for the walking dead and all. need a little bit of real world food beforehand. Feel free to leave your wine on the table as you will. Do know I will enjoy it later.

Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaseeeee don't come back, those four posts have left me quaking.

Plllllleeeeeeaaaaseeee don't be nasty to me again Mrs. Chaos!!!!!!

Que?

The above warning/threat reminds of this bitch proclaiming "Don't make me assume my ultimate form".

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Too female.

Too long. Didn't read.

I just got back from Open Kitchen.

We need to make a troll smiley like this

How was the wine?

I had beer. The wife liked the house merlot.

Close, you almost got me a chuckle there. It is probably going to give the village a laugh, but from my perspective it just dies. So for this one you can appreciate those backpats because they were not hollow like most of the ones they give you.

Oh my, you get points for the anime association. That is true, and I have been a bit freeza like. I would have said goku, but that would be saying I am a good guy and I really cannot fill that description. It is true though, my ultimate form is much larger and much more destructive. I give the mods credit around here for being very open, but when I get on a roll it is very hard to pay attention to anything else because I tend to be in everyone's face. Hence why that manifestation often results in a permaban as even many open moderators have seen the demon and shut the door. Despite @Anna 's continuing reminder that the mods here will allow most anything, there are limits as we can see with the banning of castle. The terminal point is normally where the board becomes in jeopardy because I start bringing in heavy trolls to burn in my bonfire while I party and trash the place. Customerssuck.com has not been the same since.

However, that is all a bit trivial as that level of feeding requires certain thresholds to be broken and unless I find out that this place had secret backrooms where human trafficking were to be going on I am not really seeing how you guys could ever actually get me to such a point of party rage. I am pretty sure the people around here are not so despicable that they are cult leaders who rip people off, or large kiddie porn collectors, or some sort of thing like that. The customerssuck thing was actually me taking things a bit too far and I did not think about them having a future in the crosshairs of some rather nasty greifer trolls. It is sort of like finding out you have the power to destroy with a thought. The first time you do it you probably have some regrets as you thought you were limited by outside factors. I am at the discovery level in trolling, so sometimes there are no rules to break when you discover something new.

You do know they have a button for that now. Actually typing it out lets me know you took some time which means you actually did read it and are pretending you do not care. I know you read it. You cannot help but do that. You do not have to send me these signs in the future because the button will do.

It is one of the great things about message boards, you can do them on your own time.

I would imagine it is not as tasty as yours.

You have to not open yourself up to those one liners.

You know if you are going to suck the chup off like that you should probably get a fucking room. Seriously putty lips, are you two dating? You spend an awful lot of time inflating his ego.

Tragic.

I know my wit is so sharp I'm not allowed within 50 feet of the Goodyear blimp.

They do not let me in party stores any more.

Besides "Banned" and "Arrogant" I think we need "Troll" and "Master Troll" badges. It pleases me to nominate Tererun for "Troll" and Dayton "Master Troll"