I've decided to become a better Christian...

"To seek not to be understood, but to understand..."
-The prayer of St. Francis.

So. John. I've busted your balls about Bronys in the past. Bygones. In an effort to be more diverse and tolerant I am trying to understand Bronyism. Clearly you get aroused by "pornographic" "My Little Pony" content. Otherwise you wouldn't censor it so quickly. And you've pretty much come out and said it at least twice. So Pony porn gets you hot. Help me to understand this.

When you get aroused by Pony porn, how does it work? How big are the ponies? Are they the size of real ponies? (we'll say 5 feet or so) Or are they the size of the toys? Is the background Ponyland? Or your folks' basement? Or some other place? Are you a pony too? Or are you human? Are you the pitcher or catcher? Or are you a kind of voyeur? Does it get you hot to watch Applejack and Twilight Sparkle go to town on each other or do you see yourself in the middle of the action?

Help me understand this, so I can be a better, more tolerant friend to you.

So says the furry who has his keyboard covered in goo every time he hears what does the Fox say. Really, condemning others for such things when you have a few gigabytes of Don carnage porn on your hard drive is not cool. Seriously, did you get turned down at a furcon? The world is full of desperate furries and the Fox is a popular animal. Get back on the horse....I mean Fox and let the equestrians be. At the very least go find a wolfboy and dye his hair red. Here is some porn for you to hold yourself over.

Oh and thanks for the reminder I have not watched mongrels in an age. It is one of the funniest tv series ever.

I think this is a wonderful development. It shows you have a capacity to grow and understand others. Extremely admirable. Well done, sir!

The fallout from Volpone's lack of sexual contact is becoming chronic.

I think chronic might be involved somewhere, yes.

Volpone, it's okay, man, just go find a dude to bang you up the ass. You deserve happiness. It starts with admitting who you are.

Something about a whited sepulcher springs to mind here...

Did you purposely pick a quote from a saint who was famous for hanging out with animals?

NSFW--goddamn, how hard is it to use spoilers? -Anna

What's with the apple tattoos?

I don't know. Hopefully @John can explain.

I have my own reasons for being a brony, though pornography doesn't play into any part of that reasoning. As for censoring, yes, I do censor it, because it is graphic images of a sexual nature being displayed without a spoiler tag or warning. It is still explicit enough to get you in trouble if you're at work. You'll note that @Anna spoilered @Faceman's post above, and it's still there because that is how you have to display adult images. If you would have listened the first time, when I explained it, you wouldn't be asking this question.

Well, no, you would, because you're a passive aggressive little shit who only comes here to bitch and moan about how we don't do things the way you think we should. Then you get pissy, disappear for months at a time, and come back to do it all over again. You lack the ability to be more open, and tolerant, and you certainly are not my friend. I would not be friends with someone like you, or @TheLonelySquire for that matter, because you see people's pain and weakness as an opportunity to cause them greater grief, and you do it with such smug sanctimony, that you don't even realize how foolish it makes you look to everyone else.

TL;DR - I like My Little Pony, and yet somehow I'll always have a level of maturity and responsibility you'll never be able to attain.

Cutie marks. They indicate the special talent or ability of the pony who has one. In Applejack's case, she's an apple farmer, and her cutie mark indicates she has a talent for growing and harvesting apples. Also, thanks for the tag. I didn't even know this thread existed.

She has other talents as well, it seems.

Well, clearly.

Speaking of explicit inages, the next time this shit happens without spoilers, warnings are going along with them. Especially when it's the same handful of people pulling this nonsense.

This is the last reminder you'll receive.

Still waiting for an explanation on this:

That belongs to John.

I haven't read the entire thread but from what I've observed people that try to be better Christians generally don't announce it.

Rule #34. People have fetishes and will make some seriously odd stuff. It's not my cup of tea, but to each their own as long as they're not hurting anyone else.

You probably won't like the thread, and once you read it, you'll understand why.

Suuuure.

You sure are interested in wondering whether or not I'd fuck a puppet. High hopes it'll get you laid, sweetie?

Is that one Rainbow Gash, or Fapplejack?

@John, honestly, I don't know what's up with you and some stupid kid's pony cartoon, nor do I care.

I also couldn't care less about yours or anyone else's opinion here. People's pain and weakness? You apparently take this place a lot more seriously than I do.

Did you miss the years of Sokar and Flashlight among others going out their way to be extreme dicks to people they didn't like?

Yes, some people take this place too seriously, but it's not the guy calling for some simple courtesy and calling out the guy that has a long history of twisting the needle to piss people off.

I love how you only see one side of this place! The cretins on the left here would never try and piss people off.

I don't see the utility in making fun of a niche TV show someone likes when this board is a spinoff of a board dedicated to a niche TV show that everyone makes fun of.

There have honestly been more offensive and ludicrous posts at Wordforge about Star Trek that warrant ridicule more so than being a fan of a kids cartoon show.

Hell, the username @TheLonelySquire deserves to be made fun of more than liking a cartoon show.

John's just creepy though.

Not really interested, more like disturbed and worried we might have a pedophile among us.