SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

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  1. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO WATCH STAR TREK BEYOND THIS WEEKEND!!!

    91 PERCENT FRESH MUTHERFUCKERS!!!

    NINTY FUCKING ONE PERCENT!!!!

    THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE THE BEST!!!

    GO WATCH IT THIS WEEKEND YOU FAGGOTS!!!


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  2. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    OH YEAH? OH YEAH?

    YOU GOT IT, MOTHERFUCKER!!

    I'M GONNA WATCH THE SHIT OUTTA THAT BITCH.

    OKAY? OKAY?!?!!?

    'ZAT GOOD ENOUGH, MOTHERFUCKER?
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  3. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I AM GOING TO CLAP AT THE END.

    WITH BOTH HANDS.
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  4. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    I'M GONNA HAFTA WAIT UNTIL THE FOLLOWING WEEKEND BECAUSE I HAVE TO WORK THIS WEEKEND, MOTHERFUCKERS!

    ACK!
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  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    I am not interested enough in Star Trek to go watch it.
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  6. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Meh, unlike you guys I never posted at Trek BBS and only registered there after people here kept mentioning it. I will watch it but don't seek it out. Eventually it will be on HBO or netflix and I will see it then. :shrug:
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    NO U
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  8. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    I'll wait for the DVD
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  9. gturner

    gturner Banned

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    There's a new Star Trek movie? What's it called?
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Baatmaaaaaan!!!!!

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    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

    Baatmaaaaaan!!!!!
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  11. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    I will not be viewing the movie. So there.
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  12. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    € 15,20 for one motherfuckin' 3D Dolby Laser WTF ever ticket?

    No.

    (yea let's be honest here...)
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  13. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Is it 15 or is it 20 lobsters?
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  14. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    20 lobsters is way too high.

    2 lobsters tops. Small, sickly ones.
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  15. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE THIS WEEKEND BECAUSE I AM A HUGE STAR TREK NERD!!! ALSO FOR UHURA'S THICK THUNDER THIGHS!!!
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    markb Dirty Bastard

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    HOW DARE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ZOE SALDANA'S UHURA DOES NOT HAVE THICK THUNDER THIGHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    PEASANT!!!!!!!!

    ACK!


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  17. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    All the good parts will be on youtube within a week. So why bother? Why feed the beast that has destroyed Star Trek as relatively serious science fiction and turned it into a running, jumping show?
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  18. The Original Faceman

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    ACK!!! THIS WILL BE THE BEST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER!!

    UNTOUCHABLE!!!
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    I'm looking forward to it!
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    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

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    I'll wait for it to be on Comcast On Demand.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Because you touch yourself at night.

    :)
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  22. gturner

    gturner Banned

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    Face it. TOS sucked because it didn't have Shatner doing motorcycle jumps like Steve McQueen in The Great Escape.



    That's something that needed fixing.
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  23. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Who doesn't.
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    Will Power If you only knew the irony of my name.

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  25. Dayton Kitchens

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    I know its has been awhile but didn't McQueen's character (Cooler King) last motorcycle jump FAIL and he was recaptured?
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  26. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    THE NEW VILLAIN IS BETTER THAN MARTOK EVER WILL BE!!

    ACK!!


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  27. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    ITS AT A MUTHERFUCKING 93% AT ROTTENTOMATOES NOW!!!

    NINTY FUCKING THREEEEEEE PERCENT!!!!

    FUCK ALL THE ARSE-AIDS FILLED DISGUSTING FAGGOTS THAT WILL NOT BE WATCHING THIS MOVIE!!!

    ACK!!


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  28. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Ha. Dayton has ass AIDS.
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  29. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    93% is, like, 20% higher than Lesbian Ghostbusters. ACK!
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  30. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOT????

    WHY ARENT YOU OUT WATCHING STAR TREK BEYOND FOR THE 4TH TIME TODAY???

    WHY WHY WHY???? GO TO THE MOVIE RIGHT NOW FAGGOTS!!!


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