What Disease Does gturner Have?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Ten Lubak, Feb 18, 2016.

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What Disease

  1. Paranoid Personality Disorder

    26.9%
  2. Schizoid personality disorder

    26.9%
  3. Antisocial personality disorder

    34.6%
  4. Histrionic personality disorder

    30.8%
  5. Narcissistic personality disorder

    38.5%
  6. Avoidant personality disorder

    34.6%
  7. Not Dayton-level Autism but Autism

    38.5%
  8. Compulsive Talking

    38.5%
  9. Meth-Amphetamine Addiction

    34.6%
  10. All Of The Above

    69.2%
  11. Teh Baba

    26.9%
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  1. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    Jesus Christ. No one is drinking, bright boy. Try to be less of a douche bag.
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  2. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    I think it's become clear that gturner is in fact the guy who helped Clinton argue of the definition of the word "is", except after a head trauma that caused him to think he's a right-winger and forget that no-one's interested in his opinions unless they're paying for them.

    Unless someone IS paying for this shit, in which case do some fucking QC.
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  3. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    You aren't qualified to sniff my sweaty taint, much less keep up with me in a debate, Ten Lubed Asses. In fact, the few seconds it's taken me to type this response to someone so obviously beneath me in all objective categories is the most regrettable waste of my time this entire week. :rolleyes:
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  4. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    Textbook inferiority complex. :techman:

    Try to sound like less of a bitch I guess? :shrug:
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  5. Inútil

    Inútil Fresh Meat

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    I think it stops being a complex when the person is so obviously inferior.
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  6. K.

    K. Sober

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    If Borgs had programmed it, it would fail to load.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Well, it is full of a lot of fail.
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  8. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    :lol:
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  9. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    That was funny.
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  10. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    I can believe that.
  11. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    It might be agoraphobia.
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  12. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    I went withthe narcissism based on the presumption that he's the only one who's ever cracked a history text. Although "A" might be accurate.

    He's not sad so much as embarrassing in that we've all been that guy once or twice... just not as a lifestyle.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    The fuck is this, Necro Thread Week? :jayzus:
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  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Why not? :unsure:
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  15. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    YES!
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  16. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    The new season hasn't started yet. Reruns will have to suffice for now.
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  17. markb

    markb Dirty Bastard

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    It looks like he has a bad case of Hoof & Mouth, imo!
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Chardman gave him ample opportunities to disavow that idiot, yet gturner never did, so I'm going to consider them one and the same until proven otherwise.
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  22. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I'm pretty sure it is him.
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  23. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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  24. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    And you believed him?

    It's gturner, FFS. :jayzus:





    :P
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  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Ah, past-me beat me to it!
  26. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Didn't you claim that Obama unilaterally ended the Cuban embargo?
  27. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Paranormal George has a radio show at 8:00 on Thursdays. If that guy is our guy, then his otherwise 24 hour daily posting record will show a gap during that time slot. Shouldn't be hard to check.
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    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Interesting. AM or PM?
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    PM.
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  30. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Also worth noting, it's eastern US time zone, for anybody who wants to listen. For you Euros, that's GMT - 0400 at the moment.