Should I divorce my wife?

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  1. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    She's constantly watching this man woman person thing on youtube for makeup tips

     
    Skrain Dukat, Aug 7, 2016
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  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    And now you're attracted to him and you're confused, right?

    Personally, they could both do better than you. :(
     
    Shirogayne, Aug 7, 2016
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  3. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Is your wife hot?

    Post pics so we can decide.
     
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  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    OTOH, no wife means more time to make a proper book BBQ, so there's that.

    :)
     
    Shirogayne, Aug 7, 2016
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  5. gturner

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    Off topic, but which of you wrote this?

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  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Your wife looks like a man.
     
    The Original Faceman, Aug 7, 2016
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Yes
     
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  8. markb

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    Yes, divorce your wife. Then commit suicide.
     
    markb, Aug 7, 2016
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  9. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    :yes: Make a big thread about it that ultimately goes nowhere.
     
    Fisherman's Worf, Aug 7, 2016
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If you're so desperate as to ask WF, then yes.
    :yes:
     
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  11. mburtonk

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    Ask her to join up and post!
     
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  12. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Use the old testament to make your decision for you; like Dayton3.
     
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    No, she should divorce you.
     
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  14. Ten Lubak

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    I'm surprised skrain is married.

    Probably one of those arranged marriages.
     
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    Can you divorce a fictional character?
     
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    only if you've previously divorced reality
     
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  17. Steal Your Face

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    You guys do realize he married his cat, right?
     
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    Donald Trump :bailey:
     
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    Marilyn Manson is in the Youtube beauty business now?

    Skrain, yes, you should divorce your wife. I think we'd all agree it would be a service to the poor woman.
     
    Rimjob Bob, Aug 8, 2016
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  20. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    you're married to a drag queen?
     
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    mail ordered lady-boy, if you wanted to be specific.
     
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    Get an annulment.
     
    jack243, Aug 8, 2016
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    This thread is gold.
     
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