Should I divorce my wife?

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  1. Skrain Dukat

    Skrain Dukat Banned

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    She's constantly watching this man woman person thing on youtube for makeup tips

  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    And now you're attracted to him and you're confused, right?

    Personally, they could both do better than you. :(
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  3. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Is your wife hot?

    Post pics so we can decide.
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  4. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    OTOH, no wife means more time to make a proper book BBQ, so there's that.

    :)
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  5. gturner

    gturner Banned

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    Off topic, but which of you wrote this?

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  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Your wife looks like a man.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Yes, divorce your wife. Then commit suicide.
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  9. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    :yes: Make a big thread about it that ultimately goes nowhere.
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  10. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    If you're so desperate as to ask WF, then yes.
    :yes:
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  11. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    Ask her to join up and post!
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  12. Minsc&Boo

    Minsc&Boo Fresh Meat

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    Use the old testament to make your decision for you; like Dayton3.
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    No, she should divorce you.
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  14. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    I'm surprised skrain is married.

    Probably one of those arranged marriages.
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  15. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Can you divorce a fictional character?
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  16. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    only if you've previously divorced reality
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    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    You guys do realize he married his cat, right?
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  18. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    Donald Trump :bailey:
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    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

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    Marilyn Manson is in the Youtube beauty business now?

    Skrain, yes, you should divorce your wife. I think we'd all agree it would be a service to the poor woman.
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  20. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

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    you're married to a drag queen?
  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    mail ordered lady-boy, if you wanted to be specific.
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  22. jack243

    jack243 jackman

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    Get an annulment.
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    Kommander Bandwagon

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    I did. I'm great at saying I'm good at stuff and never actually demonstrating it.
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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  25. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    This thread is gold.