Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!! This is fucking awesome!!! I think I found what I'm buying myself next!!! A fucking phaser!!!
But a light saber is useless against a security team armed with phasers. Unlike blasters, the phaser beam is continuous, so one security chief can tie up the light saber by aiming a beam at the Jedi while another security chief beamed to the other side of the Jedi shoots the saber-wielding douche in the back.
> Insert lightsaber into wall > Create hole > Security team flies into space or retreats as you use Jedi powers to survive explosive decompression > Walk away
ahem....... > Computer instantly puts up shields preventing explosive decompression > Spock/Data/Bashir have a plan in place to neutralize Jedi midichorlians using highly advanced technobbable. > Security laces the corridor with phaser fire taking out said Jedi like it was an Order 66 Holiday celebration
For almost $200, that fucker needs to not only be able to blow a hole in a wall, but swallow a load from my cock.
At that price it's likely used, possibly with battle damage. It was probably taken as a war trophy by a Klingon or Romulan. A Ferengi wouldn't let one go much below market value and a Vulcan wouldn't even sell it. It could have come from an Andorian, though.
You would think so, but it's brand new fresh from the armory. Acquired from an individual who called himself Leo Francis Walsh, he also tried to sell me some funny looking red pills. Apparently the the Enterprise owed him for wives? That's how he acquired the phaser.
