http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/ You know, I ain't even mad. This guy had the brass balls to at least get his rocks off with creatures that could eat him for lunch instead of going for a harmless Golden Retriever. That funerals gonna be hilariously awkward: lol:
what the hell? I really want to know the series of events that lead a person to being aroused by alligators. just so, so bizarre!
Thinking about alligators = thinking about crocodiles = thinking about Steve Irwin hunting crocodiles = thinking about his daughter Bindie = boner = any port in a storm Haven't you been to college? I'm sure they covered that equation more than a few times. All fun aside, Florida is pound-for-pound the biggest freak-show since Tyler Texas.
OH SNAP! I forgot all about that. Sorry but you couldn't pay me enough to kill the gator that was only doing "god's work" in ridding the world of that twisted loony tunes.
You know, looking at some of the other articles listed along the side of the page, I'm not entirely sure we can trust this source.
The story is a hoax. http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/721540-hoax-zoo-employee-not-killed-trying-rape-alligator.html