Another Darwin Award Winner from Florida

http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-zoo-employee-killed-while-attempting-to-rape-alligator/



You know, I ain't even mad. This guy had the brass balls to at least get his rocks off with creatures that could eat him for lunch instead of going for a harmless Golden Retriever.

That funerals gonna be hilariously awkward: lol:

what the hell?

I really want to know the series of events that lead a person to being aroused by alligators. just so, so bizarre!

He probably thought it was Killer Croc, and that Superman would fly in to save the day.

Thinking about alligators = thinking about crocodiles = thinking about Steve Irwin hunting crocodiles = thinking about his daughter Bindie = boner = any port in a storm
Haven't you been to college? I'm sure they covered that equation more than a few times. All fun aside, Florida is pound-for-pound the biggest freak-show since Tyler Texas.

I hope the gator that took him out doesn't get killed for this

OH SNAP! I forgot all about that. Sorry but you couldn't pay me enough to kill the gator that was only doing "god's work" in ridding the world of that twisted loony tunes.

And I'm just the opposite. I really, really, don't want to know.

Somewhere, a goat is relieved that he's finally gone.

You know, looking at some of the other articles listed along the side of the page, I'm not entirely sure we can trust this source.

So deserving...

The story is a hoax.

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/721540-hoax-zoo-employee-not-killed-trying-rape-alligator.html

Awwww man

FTFY

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan

I know, right? Way to ruin the dream. He must be sooooooo much fun at parties.

Called it.

The fact that one of the people in the story was named "Jimmy Olsen" didn't give it away?