Americans, who did you vote for?

Anonymous poll, just for my own curiosity. Who did or will you vote for during this, the first day of World War III?

I'm thinking about waiting a couple of weeks before voting to see how things are trending before I commit myself.

Hey, if early voting is encouraged then late voting should at least be tolerated.

Yeah, I can imagine how well late voting would go down....

No teh baba option.

Giant Meteor/ Deez Nutz

Poll is defective. It only allows me to vote once.

"Wrote in a name"

This internet poll is wholly unscientific, therefore I assume @gturner will accept its findings as representative of the American people, regardless of what it says.

I voted to make America great again.
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Clinton of course...

Chup, you kidding?

What makes you think I would be?

I'm voting for Johnson despite who Turdrun claims I'm voting for.

for a start, it's not even noon, NYC time...

Just because you don't particularly like either of the candidates with a chance to win is no excuse for voting for Paul Ryan's much dumber twin¹ with a massive psychological addiction to marijuana.

1 And Paul Ryan isn't really so smart himself.

The man did a three hour pod cast and came across well. He can have my vote.

The other candidates can't do ten minutes before I think they are idiots.

Johnson/Weld. There's no way in hell I was going for the orange buffoon OR the influence-peddling corruptocrat.

It's not about Johnson, it's about getting the LP in the debates next time.

I voted to protect the future of our great land. Now, some may disagree. Some may make fairly persuasive arguments as to why I should have voted the other way. But I voted to protect our future generations. I voted against big corporations wantonly destroying our land. I voted for the environment. Yes, I voted to ban single-use plastic grocery bags in the State of California.


(also, I voted against condoms in pornos for purely environmental reasons as well)

Paladin disagrees

Paladin can put as many condoms on his dick as he wants, but he shouldn't force highly trained actors to do so.

I voted no on condoms too!

I voted no on plastic bag bans though. Fuck that.

You literal monster.

My family fucking hoards plastic bags, using our elderly Boxer as the excuse for needing so many. This is a picky dog who eats once a day, twice tops; but certainly doesn't justify having two, 13 gallon bags' worth of them in an apartment where space is already at a premium. I took one of the bags to the recycle bin at a nearby grocery store which my mom got pissed abot...until she found another 13 gallon bag of plastic bags in the closet.

We banned/ started charging 5p per plastic bag in Scotland a few years ago. I remember the world was going to fall in. In reality however its tirned out to be no big deal.

We used to use plastic grocery bags for scooping cat litter. When Sacramento banned plastic bags a year or two ago, we just switched to buying those tiny plastic garbage bags. They're roughly the same size as the plastic garbage bags, they're sturdier, and they're only like 10 cents per bag overall.

Once the statewide ban is in effect, your family will be rich by selling those on the black market.

So I voted and voted for Johnson. I had to write my name in for Congress because I'm certainly not voting for Comstock and sure as shit ain't giving the Democrats my vote. Now we wait for Turdrun to tell me how much of a Trump supporter/ conservative I am.

I'm probably going to vote for Johnson just to drive his percentage up and demonstrate that I steadfastly refuse to choose between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Or maybe I'll vote for Deez Nuts, or maybe even @Dayton3. I'm about to go vote, and anything could happen, except for voting for Trump or Hillary, I'm not doing that.

I voted for Hillary.

Obviously