Repainting my lawn ornament in celebration of Trump's victory...

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  1. Volpone

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    ...at least I will be if the rain lets off long enough. Here's kind of a proof of concept of what I want to do:
    lawn ornament.JPG
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  3. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I know. You'd think I'd be better at Photoshop by now.
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  4. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Huh, here I was getting ready to post an image of a lawn jockey to demonstrate what I expect a man like Volpone would place on his lawn, and sure enough, he proves the point. What a dipshit. :lol:
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    one of many ways you only embarrass yourself around here.
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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Gotta love his new avatar, though. A headless hawk. What better metaphor for his concept of Duh Reeel Amurikkka?
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  8. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    well, it has half a head...

    maybe it's been lobotomized?
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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Mewa would have loved this thread! :weep:
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  11. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    Jesus Christ. Is Volpone trying to give Lesbian Shoes a run for his money?
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Are you proud of this at night?

    Geez.
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  13. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    :lol: The hilarious thing is 'Tardforge swooping in here to "shame" me. Here's the problem: You've been telling me I'm racist for years now simply because I'm a white man. So now you're rushing in here to...tell me I'm racist? You already played that card. It doesn't have any power anymore.

    Also, nigger. Nigger, nigger, nigger. :)
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    I'm a white man, haven't been called racist for it. Do you think that might have something to do with the same reasons why I'd never start a thread like this?
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  16. K.

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    You would. :)
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  17. markb

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    No one thinks that. Because we all think you're stupid.
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  18. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    No, but then Obama's not *your* president, and *your* top representative didn't go on a world apology tour and spend the last eight years presiding over some of the most ridiculous disavowals of your country's history ever encountered. E.g. if Obama was Thatcher-era leader of UK he would've dropped to his knees and sucked Galtieri's balls and then gave back the Falklands or something. But he wasn't, so he simply spent eight years trying to make whites feel guilt about black culture (founded and fostered by the left for over a century, for crissakes), and discomfort anyone with more success than seemly to the point if they're not the enemy, well at least they feel some guilt about their success.

    You've been called a hun, though.

    And seriously, fox, *that* was your endgame, this is payback for eight years under that mediocre dude who's main achievement prior to being elected president was that he was elected president?
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    markb Dirty Bastard

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    Oh, god, you've been soooooo victimized!
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  20. Volpone

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    Call him a racist.

    You know you want to.

    Faggot.
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  21. markb

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    I might normally say 'go suck my dick', but since I know you really want to, I wont. Sorry, bro.
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  22. Dr. Krieg

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    This bitchy old queen calling someone a faggot. Priceless. :lol:
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  23. Volpone

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    Faggot says what?
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    If someone wished to purchase a "Make America Great Again" lawn jockey as a Christmas present, where would one find one?
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  25. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    No, nobody has told you that. White man to white man, I can tell you that our skin color is not a reason to be considered racists. When you make a racist post, however, you can expect to be called on it. You seem confused by the idea that your words don't mark you for who you are.
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  26. oldfella1962

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    Or because you don't want to be "outed". :chris: The KKK are having their annual football game against The Aryan Nation next week so you guys can't afford to lose a player - you are the quarterback - but you only got the job because you're white.
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  27. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Packard K is only a one third member.
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    You tell me, homo. :lol: