Beavers Afraid of Porn

I shit you not.

Of course, let's not forget that President Trump has appeared in porn.

I'd rather not remember that, actually

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And the phrase "Orange Drink" means nothing to you, right?

There's a link that's staying blue.

So, you're saying you don't like the beaver?

No, I'd rather leave it to Beaver, thank you very much.

I'd rather leave it in beaver! BTW I'll give up my porn when they pry it from my cold, dead hand! Nothing beats an "ice job" you know!

Ward!!!

Who the fuck doesn't like porn?

No, but grape drink is.

In the film, Trump appears only briefly as himself to welcome the characters to New York. He does not "perform."

Thanks for taking one for the team

she didn't come up with this on her own. Sideshow Bob Marshal has introduced this a couple of times in Virginia and he might not have been the first.

I would say "homos" but apparently that's not true because if you aren't very specific on your porn searching you may see more than you bargained for!
Hmmm........I guess the world is divided up into those who like porn, and those who don't admit to liking porn/liars.

Utah has a similar bill.

The senator is correct though. Though she doesn't take it far enough. Hypersexualization is widespread across American society and it has no useful or positive societal purpose.

I can't believe someone has put up a "nice beaver" gif with Leslie Nielsen. If I could add a picture, I would have done so already.

You need to quit drinking that shit.

Dayton, duh.
ETA: I posted this before I read post #16.

Oh come on . . . how can I be the only one to think of this?

"Nice beaver!"

"Do you like it? I just had it stuffed."