Beavers Afraid of Porn

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Tuckerfan, Jan 24, 2017.

  1. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,643
    Likes Received:
    50,039
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Stopping The Man!
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +156,597
    I shit you not.
    Of course, let's not forget that President Trump has appeared in porn.
     
    Tuckerfan, Jan 24, 2017
    #1
  2. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

    Joined:
    May 17, 2005
    Messages:
    42,380
    Likes Received:
    39,021
    Trophy Points:
    84
    Gender:
    Female
    Location:
    San Diego
    Ratings:
    +56,134
    I'd rather not remember that, actually :brood:
     
    Shirogayne, Jan 24, 2017
    #2
    • Agree Agree x 3
  3. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,643
    Likes Received:
    50,039
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Stopping The Man!
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +156,597
    Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. And the phrase "Orange Drink" means nothing to you, right?
     
    Tuckerfan, Jan 24, 2017
    #3
    • Funny Funny x 1
  4. Prufrock

    Prufrock Disturbing the Universe

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    6,847
    Likes Received:
    3,305
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Occupation:
    Geek
    Ratings:
    +3,446
    There's a link that's staying blue.
     
    Prufrock, Jan 24, 2017
    #4
    • Winner Winner x 3
    • Agree Agree x 1
  5. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,643
    Likes Received:
    50,039
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Stopping The Man!
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +156,597
    So, you're saying you don't like the beaver?
     
    Tuckerfan, Jan 24, 2017
    #5
  6. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    24,035
    Likes Received:
    16,203
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +28,708
    No, I'd rather leave it to Beaver, thank you very much. :dendroica:
     
    Bickendan, Jan 24, 2017
    #6
    • Funny Funny x 1
    • Winner Winner x 1
  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Likes Received:
    21,726
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    HMIC
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,958
    I'd rather leave it in beaver! :fap: BTW I'll give up my porn when they pry it from my cold, dead hand! Nothing beats an "ice job" you know!
     
    oldfella1962, Jan 24, 2017
    #7
  8. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2008
    Messages:
    8,111
    Likes Received:
    2,556
    Trophy Points:
    43
    Ratings:
    +3,933
    Ward!!!
     
    TheLonelySquire, Jan 24, 2017
    #8
  9. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    10,404
    Likes Received:
    10,262
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Wordforge Overlord, Father, jive turkey.
    Location:
    The Hell, where youth and laughter go.
    Ratings:
    +13,580
    Who the fuck doesn't like porn? :lol:
     
    Dr. Krieg, Jan 24, 2017
    #9
  10. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,827
    Likes Received:
    15,149
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +31,819
    No, but grape drink is.
     
    Steal Your Face, Jan 24, 2017
    #10
    • Facepalm Facepalm x 1
  11. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Classy Fellow

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    10,780
    Likes Received:
    9,548
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Occupation:
    I drink and I know things
    Location:
    Communist Utopia
    Ratings:
    +18,672
    In the film, Trump appears only briefly as himself to welcome the characters to New York. He does not "perform."
     
    Rimjob Bob, Jan 25, 2017
    #11
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  12. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

    Joined:
    May 7, 2010
    Messages:
    24,035
    Likes Received:
    16,203
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +28,708
    Thanks for taking one for the team :techman:
     
    Bickendan, Jan 25, 2017
    #12
    • Funny Funny x 2
  13. Nova

    Nova livin on the edge of the ledge Writer

    Joined:
    Mar 29, 2004
    Messages:
    49,173
    Likes Received:
    26,676
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +37,541
    she didn't come up with this on her own. Sideshow Bob Marshal has introduced this a couple of times in Virginia and he might not have been the first.
     
    Nova, Jan 25, 2017
    #13
  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    81,024
    Likes Received:
    21,726
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    HMIC
    Location:
    front and center
    Ratings:
    +29,958
    I would say "homos" but apparently that's not true :brood: because if you aren't very specific on your porn searching you may see more than you bargained for! :(
    Hmmm........I guess the world is divided up into those who like porn, and those who don't admit to liking porn/liars.
     
    oldfella1962, Jan 25, 2017
    #14
  15. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2007
    Messages:
    77,643
    Likes Received:
    50,039
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Stopping The Man!
    Location:
    Can't tell you, 'cause I'm undercover!
    Ratings:
    +156,597
    Utah has a similar bill.
     
    Tuckerfan, Jan 25, 2017
    #15
  16. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 11, 2004
    Messages:
    51,920
    Likes Received:
    4
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    History Teacher/Football Coach
    Location:
    Norphlet, Arkansas
    Ratings:
    +5,412
    The senator is correct though. Though she doesn't take it far enough. Hypersexualization is widespread across American society and it has no useful or positive societal purpose.
     
    Dayton Kitchens, Jan 25, 2017
    #16
    • Dumb Dumb x 2
  17. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2005
    Messages:
    23,685
    Likes Received:
    9,474
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Female
    Ratings:
    +11,608
    IMG_1310.JPG
     
    Mrs. Albert, Jan 25, 2017
    #17
    • popcorn popcorn x 1
  18. Jenee

    Jenee Driver 8

    Joined:
    Jan 20, 2008
    Messages:
    25,822
    Likes Received:
    12,595
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Occupation:
    Driver 8
    Location:
    On the train
    Ratings:
    +20,165
    I can't believe someone has put up a "nice beaver" gif with Leslie Nielsen. If I could add a picture, I would have done so already.
     
    Jenee, Jan 25, 2017
    #18
    • Agree Agree x 1
  19. Dr. Krieg

    Dr. Krieg Stay at Home Astronaut. Administrator Overlord

    Joined:
    Oct 15, 2008
    Messages:
    10,404
    Likes Received:
    10,262
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Wordforge Overlord, Father, jive turkey.
    Location:
    The Hell, where youth and laughter go.
    Ratings:
    +13,580
    You need to quit drinking that shit. :lol:
     
    Dr. Krieg, Jan 25, 2017
    #19
  20. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

    Joined:
    Oct 2, 2013
    Messages:
    47,827
    Likes Received:
    15,149
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Ratings:
    +31,819
    Dayton, duh.
    ETA: I posted this before I read post #16.:lol:
     
    Steal Your Face, Jan 25, 2017
    #20
    • Winner Winner x 4
  21. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

    Joined:
    Mar 27, 2004
    Messages:
    35,183
    Likes Received:
    28,707
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Web Designer/Graphic Artist
    Location:
    Someplace high and cold
    Ratings:
    +36,689
    Oh come on . . . how can I be the only one to think of this?

     
    Lanzman, Jan 25, 2017
    #21
    • Winner Winner x 3
  22. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

    Joined:
    Apr 10, 2004
    Messages:
    14,758
    Likes Received:
    10,036
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Ratings:
    +17,869
    granny-and-porn_o_2303383.jpg
     
    ed629, Jan 25, 2017
    #22
    • Funny Funny x 4
  23. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

    Joined:
    Aug 26, 2009
    Messages:
    37,536
    Likes Received:
    14,679
    Trophy Points:
    83
    Gender:
    Male
    Occupation:
    Geologist
    Location:
    Land of fruit & nuts.
    Ratings:
    +19,361
    "Nice beaver!"

    "Do you like it? I just had it stuffed."

    :lol:
     
    Dinner, Jan 27, 2017
    #23