If I Were You

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by K., Dec 15, 2017.

  1. K.

    K. Sober

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    ...well, basically, I'd just be ashamed of myself.

    And yet, game: Tell us what you'd do if you were the poster above.
     
    K., Dec 15, 2017
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  2. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Ban myself :bailey:
     
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  3. Aurora

    Aurora Vincerò!

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    booze and cocaine. lots of cocaine.
     
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    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    When does that start?
     
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    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Admit I'm gayer than a feather boa.
     
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    If I were the poster above I'd do.........the Charleston. No wait, the Hucklebuck. Wow at the risk of triggering anyone, that's the gayest shit on the planet.
    Let me change my answer to "The Stanky Leg."

     
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Go one a one man leather jacket rampage.
     
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  12. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Shoot myself while waving my gun about on some right wing rant against how black people commit all the violence.

    Yours sucked, give someone else a chance at me.
     
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    Smoke meth and shoot up heroin laced with oven cleaner and glitter for that extra super high while blowing tricks in a South Beach alley while pretending to be a girl.

     
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    Fall in love with a leftist. :D
     
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    NeonMosfet Probably a Dual

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    Never remove the creepy mask.
     
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    M. Bison Philosophize w/a Hammer

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    Grow a proverbial “pair” and screw up the courage to finally post-op my biological pair.
     
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    MMMMMMM................... Bison Burger...........
     
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    Write an enormous TLDR thread on Dayton, because welfare + free time.
     
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