If I Were You

...well, basically, I'd just be ashamed of myself.

And yet, game: Tell us what you'd do if you were the poster above.

Ban myself

booze and cocaine. lots of cocaine.

Keep being awesome.

When does that start?

Admit I'm gayer than a feather boa.

Admit that I'm a tedious internet persona with no real value.

If I were the poster above I'd do.........the Charleston. No wait, the Hucklebuck. Wow at the risk of triggering anyone, that's the gayest shit on the planet.
Let me change my answer to "The Stanky Leg."

Chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I am all out of bubble gum.

Had to give some lucky contestant a chance at me.

Go one a one man leather jacket rampage.

Shoot myself while waving my gun about on some right wing rant against how black people commit all the violence.

Yours sucked, give someone else a chance at me.

Smoke meth and shoot up heroin laced with oven cleaner and glitter for that extra super high while blowing tricks in a South Beach alley while pretending to be a girl.

Fall in love with a leftist.

Give you a hug.

If you were me, you'd be good lookin.

Never remove the creepy mask.

Grow a proverbial “pair” and screw up the courage to finally post-op my biological pair.

MMMMMMM................... Bison Burger...........

Lick @Dayton3 's stump

Write an enormous TLDR thread on Dayton, because welfare + free time.