Wait BK - if you are made champion why would their names be spread across the globe? Wouldn't you be big man on campus?
That's right! All gods have no use for such foolishness. The god of the bible would smile you for such a thing, up to and including turning your ass into a pillar of salt or (my personal favorite) sending bears down out of the hills to devour you.
Bring on the bears, with my Barrett i'd say they might get a quarter mile to me before I drop the last one.
Dear old world gods, if you let me have the blackinating wand I will clean up all the crap pennywise leaves floating in the sewer.