An open letter to old world God's.

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  1. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Make me your champion and your names shall spread across the globe once again.
    TheBurgerKing, Jan 29, 2018
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  2. matthunter

    matthunter Ice Bear

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    matthunter, Jan 29, 2018
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  3. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    An open letter to the Old World God's what...!?!?!?!!!

    #punctuationmatters
    Nautica, Jan 29, 2018
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  4. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Wait BK - if you are made champion why would their names be spread across the globe? Wouldn't you be big man on campus? :unsure:
    oldfella1962, Jan 29, 2018
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  5. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Doing this on my phone, fucking autocorrect.
    TheBurgerKing, Jan 29, 2018
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  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Old World Gods don't pay attention to people who misuse apostrophes.
    Forbin, Jan 29, 2018
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  7. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    That's right! All gods have no use for such foolishness. The god of the bible would smile you for such a thing, up to and including turning your ass into a pillar of salt or (my personal favorite) sending bears down out of the hills to devour you.
    oldfella1962, Jan 29, 2018
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  8. mburtonk

    mburtonk mburtonkulous

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    I'm sure you mean "apostrophe's". :bergman:
    mburtonk, Jan 29, 2018
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  9. matthunter

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    Fun fact, apostrophes are catastrophes caused by Apollo.
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  10. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Bring on the bears, with my Barrett i'd say they might get a quarter mile to me before I drop the last one.
    TheBurgerKing, Jan 29, 2018
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  11. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    The gods have heard your plea. They said you're a wanker and they ain't doing shit for you.
    Lanzman, Jan 29, 2018
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  12. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Are you sure they weren't responding to me?
    ohdeve the obvious dual, Jan 29, 2018
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  13. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Same response.
    Bickendan, Jan 29, 2018
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  14. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    :yes: Wr0dforge agree's: :ramen:
    Bickendan, Jan 29, 2018
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  15. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Dear old world gods, if you let me have the blackinating wand I will clean up all the crap pennywise leaves floating in the sewer.
    Tererune, Jan 29, 2018
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  16. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Than to hell with them.
    TheBurgerKing, Jan 29, 2018
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  17. ohdeve the obvious dual

    ohdeve the obvious dual FUCK YO GRAPES!

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    Same as it ever was.
    ohdeve the obvious dual, Jan 29, 2018
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