Time to Ban Viagra

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  1. Tuckerfan

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    80-year-old dude gets pissed that another resident of their nursing home won't fuck him, so he shoots people.
    Take away his boner pills, and he can't fuck. If he can't fuck, he's not looking for a mistress, and then nobody dies.
     
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  2. Steal Your Face

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    @Tererun would call him an incel.
     
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  3. Tererune

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    yes, that would seem to be the case. Do you have some reason to believe he is not involuntarily celibate?
     
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    when boner pills are outlawed, only outlaws will have boners.
     
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    Elliot Rodger: The Golden Years
     
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    yep, but let me check out the story...….there's a picture of him.....he's white! Survey says Tererun would call him an incel. :yes:
     
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  7. Dayton Kitchens

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    That's okay. So is @Tererun
     
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    I mean, if the shoe fits... :shrug:
     
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    Apparently for @Tererun, the shoe always fits in her delusional fantasy world.
     
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    If the show fits... :shrug:

    Also, where the hell did an old geezer get a gun in a nursing home? :unsure:
     
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  11. Steal Your Face

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    @Tererun also predicted a huge amount of violence because of the Joker movie, so far crickets. Forgive me if I don’t put a lot of stock into her delusions.:dayton:
     
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    Sounds like someone's got a crush on her, the way you feel the need to bring her up so much. :chris:
     
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    I bought her up a total of two times, she tags me, Dayton and Dinner constantly, fuck off.
     
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    Shit, I was just teasing you before. But it seems I struck a nerve...

    Did you send her a dick pic yet, or does your phone camera not zoom in that well? :chris:
     
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    That was my first question. The facility is located in Vancouver, Washington. Not sure what the gun laws are in that state, but I would think any place that acted as an assisted living facility would not allow weapons.
     
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    probably had a family member bring it to him. Maybe he brought it in there himself when he initially started living there. Lots of ways he could have a gun.
     
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    they probably don't allow them, but how tight is security there?