The Panda in the Room

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by We Are Borg, Mar 18, 2020.

  1. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    So you would've been honestly content with Hillary as POTUS?
  2. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Come on, @Soma, I know you’re not that dense. :jayzus:
  3. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    I'm denser than a neutron star. Now answer the question.
  4. Asyncritus

    Asyncritus Expert on everything

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    Haven't you figured out yet that Soma does not participate in discussions? He just trolls. Nothing he posts is in any way a reflection of what he really thinks. It amuses him to try to upset people by posting annoying and/or insulting things. He's just a troll.

    There is only one reasonable response to Soma: ignore him. Pretend that his posts do not exist. In any case, none of their content does exist, in the sense of being part of the discussion at hand.
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Why am I always the one who has to do these sorts of things. There is your red panda in the room, but she is japanese.
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I could point out to you the people that do, but you'd go :lalala: because you can't see there's such a thing as crypto-fascists.

    If they speak well on Youtube, don't scream, don't wear the swastika armband, and dog-whistle jews as "globalists", and aryans as "nationalist", that's a total cloaking device to your blind ass.
    Isn't it?
    Course it is.
    Dinner fell for the same trick.
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  7. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Anybody see the 6-minute video tour of the Wuhan wet market online yesterday?
    Jesus, no wonder plagues come out of there.
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  8. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Yeah, but the food tastes good. :drool:
  9. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    link?
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  10. Zombie

    Zombie dead and loving it

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    We saw a tour a month ago. I posted it.

    You're a little behind the times old man. ;)
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  11. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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  12. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    Here's the deal. The coronavirus originated in Wuhan. Wuflu rhymed. It was silly, but in normal times (about 10 years ago before people went mad), no one would have given a fuck.

    It was named COVID because China* squawked about a place-name being used. These are the bastards who hid this (the government, not their innocent citizens before some jackass throws the racist card) for months, making it worse for the rest of us around the world. And now they're trying to finger us as the originators of the virus? Um, fuck that politically correct bullshit. I'm not enabling China's totalitarian regime and if that offends, well I offend all the time, so add it to the list.

    *government, not regular people

    Trump didn't factor into it. Anyhow, he called it Chinese flu, did he not? Not Wuflu. I just made that up cause it rhymed. I stole it from nobody. I'm sure 1,000,000 others thought the same thing as it easily came to mind. I forgot I was in TNZ where you can't breathe without offending someone.

    The Chinese government's actions figured into it plus the knowledge that more often than not, place-names ARE used. Ebola anyone? Lyme Disease? Lassa Fever? GERMAN measles? We have a long history but since China is special and since a small minority of assholes in the U.S. are taking out their frustrations on any Asian-looking people, I'm supposed to toe the Leftist (and Chinese) line. Uh, no. As for the bullies? If people see them doing this to inn0cent Asians or people of Asian ancestry, unless they feel they'll get a punch in the snout for stepping in, they need to step in and tell the bullies to knock that shit off. If you want to bitch about the Chinese government, have at it. Leave the people alone.

    You can say nothing these days without someone getting their panties in a wad (or shorts in a bind lest I get accused of sexism - I use the former expression a lot but hey, I can occasionally be Left-reasonable), but I'm not playing. I have better things to worry about than a bunch of fucking fascists who want to tell me what to wear, do, think and say.

    And no, I'm not talking about China when it comes to the last sentence, which is only aimed at the thought police, and not everyone.

    You'd think after 20 years on the BBS folks would realize that I don't play that stupid PC game, but they keep tsk-tsking and I keep saying, to quote Dennis, "Nope!"
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  13. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    ^We've got hate groups using spray bottles to try to "weaponize" COVID-19, and Millennials licking public toilet seats to get attention. Call the thing whatever makes you feel all tingly inside; it's not going to change what's going on IRL. But let's all keep arguing about what to call it... or find a recipe for bat soup and send @Tuttle some. :garamet:
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  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    You haven’t lived until you’ve tried raw bat.
  15. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Naval: -for the first time in human history, the entire world is focused on one problem.

    >>Yeah, asking Trump if it’s racist to call it the Chinese virus.

    Sorry gags, youre out of date, the present name is the "CCP China Lied People Died virus." [or CCP F U flu]
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    Order2Chaos Ultimate... Immortal Administrator

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    Stop calling it a flu, dammit. It's a coronavirus.

    But yeah, Wuhan coronavirus, or to get the CCP's lying panties in a bunch, the CCP coronavirus, fine.

    Chinese people are getting attacked because right-wing media keeps calling it Chinese though. That should stop.
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  17. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    My new sig: "HEY, @Tuttle, IT'S NOT FLU!"
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  18. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Hong Kong Fluey.
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    Chika de China the Chinese sicken.
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    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Misses the mark. Hong Kong had nothing to do with it.
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  21. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    And then you die.
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  22. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    But three days later you rise as a vampire. :yes:
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  23. T'Bonz

    T'Bonz Romulan Troublemaker

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    The people there eat what they're used to eating or can afford. That's life.

    People are fucking idiots. You're old enough to know this. You're not even counting the people who pushed seniors out of the way at the grocery store or were taking stuff out of their carts knowing they couldn't fight back. Or the morons stealing masks and gloves and sanitizer from hospitals. Or the dummies who went to "corona parties" and who came down with it not long thereafter, or those stealing trucks filled with TP or those ignoring quarantine because they're special, or politicians selling their stock before bad news was released to the general public, or holding up bills meant to help the newly-unemployed to put unnecessary pork in them, or companies screwing over employees just because they can (my brother just took a 25% pay cut until next month and they'll probably extend that), etc. etc.

    So hurting someone's feeeewwwings isn't high on my list.

    Licking toilet seats? Good God, the cleansing meteor can not arrive quickly enough. :/
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  24. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    ^It's not about "feelings," it's about accuracy. If assholes keep making up cute names for it, it only obfuscates the issue.

    Is "COVID-19" or "coronavirus" really so hard to say?
  25. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Ebola
    West Nile Virus
    Zika Virus
    Middle East Respiratory Syndrome
    Wuhan V-NO DON'T CALL IT THAT YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT!!

    :unsure: lolwha?
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    Given WF’s past brushes with mortality it saddens me to see the “writer” still curses this mortal coil with its malignant, disingenuous presence.
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  27. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Spent a lot of time and thought on that, did you? Shouldn't you be treating patients?
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Hood? For reals? Holy fuckballs . . .
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  29. Bailey

    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    It must be really sad to move through life with no understanding of context.

    Meanwhile, to the rest of the world you are just sounding like someone trying to argue negro is a perfectly find description of someone because it's just the spanish word for black and really it's the people trying to stop you using a fine spanish word that are the real racists.

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...peo-trump-a9426261.html?utm_source=reddit.com

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  30. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Uh huh. Sure.
    Well, it must be sad going thru life expending so much energy seeking racism at every turn where there is none intended.
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