Star Trek Fan Fic

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  1. The Original Faceman

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    https://boredhumans.com/tv_shows/star_trek.php

    Star Trek Episode #773
    A new analysis finds that elevated O 2 affects the DNA of eight pregnant eugenic alien races, including the Mitra, who together constitute the Mitra race.

    Star Trek Episode #881
    The Enterprise is on a diplomatic mission to open relations with the Iyaarans. A Klingon ship is escorting a prisoner, whom Captain Kirk must try to redeem himself after a daring mission over a lost link-up.


    Star Trek Episode #334
    The Enterprise is transporting three Klingon warriors to a Klingon monastery for counseling. When they arrive, they find the entire crew drunk and killed. The Ketracoon leader, K'mpec, bids the Enterprise and the Kahnons leave. He wants to pursue their leader, returning to the other side. The Ketracoon retreats, but not before a fainter blast from the Enterprise exhausts their sensors. The Enterprise beams down and finds the Kahnons dead, they still alive because they fell victim to an earlier attack. Doctor Phlox is unable to leave the monastery and is brought down with a condition that is worse than Fainter's. He is forced to kneel on the ground when a Vulcan ambassador arrives.

    ...and suck him off.
     
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    and then Carson Tower showed up and saved everyone with football and 'MERKA!!!! in an epic space battle.
     
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    All of these are still better than Voyager :zod:
     
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    Ginger augment orion pirates as villains.
     
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    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    ewww... no
    they'd be the colour of bridesmaid dresses.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Shouldn't this be in the workshop?
     
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    No, because it's trolling Dayton, duh. Pay attention! :P
     
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    What episode did their algorithm get the FDA from?!

    The Enterprise is on a mission to transport dangerous genetically modified food to a planet that recently adopted a 'F' rating food genetically modified by a US company. Federation Ambassador Briam and his human crew have been holed up in different parts of the planet and have taken control of the governess. She has ordered that all genetically modified seeds not be handed over to her, thus ending the human's' existence on the planet. A meeting is already scheduled for the group, led by Stamets, who has a secret mission to destroy the Federation. Briam hopes to convince the governess to allow him and the Ferengi to buy seeds that will revolutionize agriculture in the planet. Briam purposely left a sensitive area of the planet where the Ferengi have a strong anti-Fascism bias.
     
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    Star Trek Episode #551

    Q sneezes, bringing Kirk back from the dead, who then gets subjected to #MeToo... on the Orville.
     
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    Star Trek episode #552

    The Pakleds take over the Federation, because they are smart and look for things that make them go.
     
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