And in other gender swapping news...

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Karen Gillan is gonna be female Jack Sparrow, and Chloe Grace Moretz is gonna be female John Wick.

    I mean, not literally, they're spinoff characters, but still.

    Cue the screeching Youtubers that FF will agree with with no critical analyisis.

    Y'know, it occurred to me in the BSG thread, isn't it funny how Katee Sackoff got in under the wire before Nazi-tube told everyone that the human vagina is a dimension porthole to the gates of Hell, and she still gets grandmothered in as cool?
    It's funny how that happened.
    I mean, I'm glad it did, Katee is awesome, I'd just rather not the Nazi troll part after.
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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Feminist Dayton!
    Feminist Dayton!!
    *FF winner rep*

    There, I stole their shtick.
    Now Lubak and FF don't have to....exist, really.
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  3. Amaris

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    As far as I'm concerned, Chloe Grace Moretz was already a female John Wick. Nice to see her using her action movie experience to make good.
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  4. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    I'm dubious about a Pirates movie with anyone--male or female--stepping in for Johnny Depp as the main character. Hell, even the last couple he made are pretty forgettable. I like Karen Gillan, though, so...maybe.

    Certainly I can see Chloe Grace Moretz as a John Wick-like badass. She's done it before. :shrug:

    Serve it up. Let's see.
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  5. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Wasn't john wick sort of the male Hit Girl anyway?
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  6. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Nick Cage was her dog.
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  7. Steal Your Face

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    There’s so much to unpack here, but I’m not going to bother because it’s pointless. The thing I will address is the Youtubers comment. Just because someone makes a YouTube video that happen to agree with doesn’t mean that I haven’t used my own critical analysis. I really don’t understand why YouTube videos aren’t to be taken seriously. Is John Campea the only valid critic on YouTube? What is inherently bad about Youtubers? If there were a video explaining why TWOK is the best Star Trek movie, which there are, and I agree with that, that doesn’t mean I didn’t use my own critical analysis to come to the same conclusion.
    You don’t believe I’m capable of it, @Diacanu, challenge me. Give me a movie to analyze. I won’t watch or read any review ahead of time. Preferably one I can watch for free that’s available on Netflix or something. I was thinking of rewatching the Star Wars prequels, but I’ll gladly accept something else. Perhaps something I haven’t seen before.
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  8. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Dickynoo can only wish he had the talent to make YouTube videos that others would want to watch. He's an autistic loser who's spent his life in his parent's basement, pretending to be a blogger and scribbling out stick figures he thinks are comic strips.

    It would be interesting to see him attempt it though, if only for the cringe factor.

    As for the value of gender swapping films, it's pointless to argue with screeching SJW-types. You have to vote with your wallet. I wasn't interested in the PoTC films after the third one, and I'm certainly won't be interested in plunking down money to see Pirates of the Cooterbean. You'd have thought that after the dumpster fire failure of Ghostbusters 2016, Charlie's Angels, and Wonder Rey the Mary Sue Jedi, Hollywierd would have learned their lesson. But no, it's no longer a business with a goal of making money, it's a PC-indoctrination cult whose members want to use entertainment as a platform to lecture those they view as lesser life forms.
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  9. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :waving:
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  10. Ten Lubak

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    Coming back to WF after leaving in a huff - again - makes you look like such a bitch, so i have to say welcome back bitch
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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  12. Diacanu

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    Ahhh, yah made me agree with ya.
    Ya bastid.
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  13. Ten Lubak

    Ten Lubak Salty Dog

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    I think we can all agree that Flashlight is a bitch

    Its the one thing all of wordforge agrees on :yes:
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  14. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Going by the tl;dr, I’m guessing Dicky doesn’t want an actual debate and just wants to troll. And troll about what, some movie news that he provides no link so we have no clue what it’s about?
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  15. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Got something to say? Say it.
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  16. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    I'm surprised you can type with your father's cock jammed down your throat.
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  17. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    After thinking about it for a few minutes, the idea of Dickynoo trying his hand at YouTubing has quickly become intriguing. I wonder if he'd try for a Harry Knowles kind of persona (minus the sexual creepyness behavior?)

    C'mon Dickynoo, let's see if you've got what it takes. You couldn't be any worse than some YouTubers out there. :rolleyes:
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  18. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Incorrectly.
    Keep trying.
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  19. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    And in other gender swapping news @Diacanu becomes his own bitch after posting this attention whoring thread.
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  20. Diacanu

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  21. K.

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    Nothing. What is bad is dumb YouTube videos, as well as pointing to dumb YouTube videos instead of arguing your own case.
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  22. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    The videos show you the point I'm trying to make. It's easier to show you rather than write several paragraphs that people won't read. If I want to show you why I think Alex Kurtzman is a terrible writer who doesn't bother to re watch past episodes in order to fit canon, wouldn't it be easier to find an interview with the relative information and post that video than write a long diatribe that's people will just mark tl;dr and ignore? Again, just because some fan out there did the work of making the video doesn't mean I don't agree with it or that I haven't thought about the same thing. I don't have video editing skills and equipment to do the same, otherwise I would.
  23. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So you admit it's laziness.
    Surrender accepted.
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  24. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Doing something easier does not equal laziness. It's easier to use a meat slicer to slice deli meat rather than slicing it by hand. That doesn't make someone lazy if they use the slicer.
  25. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    You're using someone else's slicer.
    If you just pulled your bootstraps harder, you could afford your own slicer.
  26. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Y'know what fixes that?
    Being a better writer.
    Again, bootstraps.
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  27. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    So what? When you write a paper you use sources. Do you now deny the scientific method now?
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  28. Soma

    Soma OMG WTF LOL STFU ROTFL!!!

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    You don't even know proper English...
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  29. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    I'm sorry, but it takes more than one sentence to analyze an entire season of a tv show.
  30. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Not if it's Voyager. That shit was horrid from start to finish. There, one sentence.
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