MUH NINE-NINE-NINE PLAN

I wouldn't go to me for lottery numbers or stock market tips or anything. 45 is just fairly predictably almost always about 45.

 

I'll give him props for sticking around while the others have scurried off to their bunkers, though. Having half the board on Ignore probably gives him a false sense of bravado.

 

Are we that good? Lotsa libs stuck around during the dark time.

 

That's the advantage progressives have always had over reactionaries. Their philosophy is based on "I don't wanna, I don't wanna!" Ours tends more toward "Change is inevitable. We only get to try to influence what kind of change it will be." IMO.

 

I think it's time for another round of Kumbaya. That should drive off one or two more.

 

He killed himself. I have sympathy that he did this to his friends and family.

 

To survive cancer and die of COVID...that sucks. Nobody deserves this stupid virus.

 

The soulless fucks encouraging others to increase their risk of infection for their own monetary gain absolutely deserve this stupid virus.

 

Plenty old enough and had seen Office Space ages ago. Old enough though that the memory isn't what it used to be.

 

The life of Herman Cain absolutely mattered. That's why it's such a pity that he spent so much of it promoting ideas and groups that hurt other people for the benefit of the wealthy.

I consider his death more or less a suicide, but I do hope the people that encouraged him to behave in such a fatal manner are punished, even if it's just by their removal from power.

 

^ I think you meant "to the advantage of the wealthy," kiddo.

 

The poor people of umbekebekestan. I will shed a tear for every single one of them for losing their great hero who brought them pizza. I am sure their people are heartbroken at their loss, and we should give the imaginary country all the due respect it deserves now that it's creator has passed.

Just one question. Were their any dignified moments of Herman's career, or was it all just a comedy reel?

Maybe another question. Do black people get into republican white heaven? I am pretty sure the republicans do not allow them in their afterlife. I am pretty sure if @Raoul Duke dies and sees herman cain in heaven he is going to call the cops to stand on his neck until he dies again. Just sayin.

 

Answered years ago.

 

Wait, please tell me this person is joking....

I assume so, but there may be people who seriously believe that.

Welcome to 2020...

 

To paraphrase Faceman, I'm glad he's dead.

 

How about a sexual connection?

 

This.

I don't feel any different about this than I would about someone who tried to cross a ten-lane interstate during peak rush hour and got splattered for their trouble.

 

Judging by her Twitter feed, she's serious.

 

Easy Keyboard Commando.

Look, I understand why you're so upset. A highly successful black man who chose to self identify as Republican is being talked about all across America and you, poor loser, are still stuck in your mom's basement. No chance of leaving. You'll never know the satisfaction of rising up out of poverty by yourself, becoming a success and raising a family. You, poor soul, are holding out hope that the Herman Cains of the world will have the government come in, take their hard earned money, and hand it over to you while sitting behind your keyboard munching on snacks. It's never going to happen, but damn it, you never give up hope. The only time you score is gaming online so thankfully the rest of the world will be spared an offspring.

Have a nice day...loser.

 

This is @T.R showing his respect for Herman Cain.

 

I have Trump supporters and anti-maskers among my own friends and family (whose bullshit I have to stomach daily on Facebook). Misguided as they are, I don't want them dying an easily preventable death. If holding up Cain's example, even at the risk of mocking him
(a man I actually liked), leads them to reconsider, then so be it.

 

In memorial I will play some classic sim city tonight.

 

I'm right here. They're big boys and know what they're doing. I don't take orders from tattletales.

 

So Herman cain was saying he would be fine because his sky god was stronger than COVID. This is while he was wasting away on oxygen and a ventilator and people were praying to this supposed god for him to recover.



That one is for you @TheLonelySquire considering your god is nothing compared to the smallest life on the planet.

How the fuck am I supposed to respect this asshole after he endangered so many people who follow him and were around him by making up shit that his god gives a fuck and will save you from this? Fuck that shit, the guy was horrible during the pandemic and probably has passed the virus on and killed people or caused them massive physical harm for the rest of their lives over wearing a fucking mask.

But I must say I have a different feeling about Ghomert who will hopefully be ashes within the month. He might be the hero of our time considering how close he was to Barr while ijn the most contagious part of his COVID infection. Being an obese slob Barr is likely to die. Since Barr is a friend of Trump he might save us from a possible second trump term by giving it to his fat lazy ass. This might be the most useful thing Ghomert does before taking himself out.

 

If you can't grieve the man, grieve for his family. For his children.

And even though being stupid and ignorant is often punishable by death, it shouldn't be. I mean...he was loved by someone. That has to mean something.

 

Trump masturbating while Tweeting about Cain: