I am breaking the fourth wall on uncle albert and jenee.

There is something quite off about the two of them and their argument strategy. It is cliche, contrived, and performative. They are like bad characters someone has written. The UA character just spouts right wing bullshit from the bully position while pretending he is not a bully.

The Jenee character needs work because it is run like a person from the right thinks the left wants to hear. The person is somewhat skilled but they have fucked up a couple of times. They are an actor playing the role of a progressive.

Is that what everyone else sees?

Oh, you SO want to be the ham in their sandwich.

Clearly you are already there, and I would not want to push the ham out so to speak.

I've seen scum theater, this isn't it.

I know we all often wonder if @Uncle Albert is a warm and gentle lover, but what of @Jenee? Does her argumentative style turn to talk of sweet nothings in the boudoir?

I honestly don’t know who to feel sorry for here tbh

I don't think this was meant to be taken seriously, but just for fun, that would be one hell of a detailed long game. Especially since it would require the same person to have invented @Mrs. Albert and played three characters consistently over the course of a decade.

Plus, @Jenee used to live near me, and routinely mentions things about the area that a person who was just inventing a character out of thin air would not have bothered to look up.

About a hundred years ago, after moving 5 or 6 times since leaving Brooklyn, I was picked up in a van at the Charleston military recruiting center and driven to Beckley WV to the MEPS. Another passenger who had been picked up in Ohio was also in the van and mentioned the go-carts as we passed. Said something about not riding go-carts since he'd left Michigan. I asked "Where in Michigan" and he said "oh, a little town you would never have heard of, Cement City" To which, I naturally responded "Are you one of those Satanists that used to used to hang out at the old Cement mill?"

Lots of things about that area that you just can't make up.

But maybe that's exactly what a person who was just inventing a character out of thin air WOULD have bothered to look up. Verisimilitude is everything.

Hmmmm. This comment appears to be true.

I see more evidence that Terererererererererun and Dickynoo are the same person, is what I see.

If I were Tererun, I'd just outright make her say "please let me be the ham in your sandwich? And be gentle, I'm a sweet tender little Girl Scout. ".

Uh-huh.

Isn't the correct term "unicorn"?

I am going to check again to see if dicky is one of my personalities. Because that is totally something I might have said. Not with @Jenee and @Uncle Albert . I have fucking standards and am not going home with that twisted pair for a threesom. Not that I would not meet them, but that sort of dysfunction leads to horror flicks.

Oh she taunts me with her MLP beastly ways. I wasn't into horse fantasies until I read some of their work and it touched a nerve.

OK so can we at least get consensus that @Ten Lubak is a POS?

I am just trying to classify his form of troll, and I think dingle berry is his true form.

He's a token Canadian redneck.

I prefer beach bum

Combine the powers of Albert and Jenee and you get the Captain Planet of herp derp.