What should we do with a drunken sailor?

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  1. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    What should we do with a drunken sailor?
    What should we do with a drunken sailor?
    What should we do with a drunken sailor?
    Early in the morning!
    Diacanu, Jul 17, 2021
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    Shave his belly with a rusty razor
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor
    Shave his belly with a rusty razor
    Early in the morning!
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    The better question is, does "Sloop John B" belong on Pet Sounds? I would argue it does not. Reeks of studio interference.
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  8. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    Perhaps of all the oddities of 2020, the sudden re-emergence of the Sea Shanty was one of the most bizarre, and most fun!
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    I sing a version of this to my dog:

    Tickle him on the tummy until he gets tired...

    Also:

    "Who, Ra?"

    "And Upshee rises!!!"
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