Cleveland Indians -> Cleveland Guardians

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  1. Chaos Descending

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  2. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    I was hoping they would revive the name “Cleveland Spiders.” :(

    But this is okay too, if a bit generic. I wonder if there are any local or historical associations with the name.
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  3. Chaos Descending

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  4. Chaos Descending

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    To whit:

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    This will revive Cleveland's great rivalry with the Cincinnati Sinestros.
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  6. Quincunx

    Quincunx anti-anti Staff Member Administrator

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    Well then, that’s pretty cool. :techman:
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    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    The fragile white folks are having shrieking meltdowns all over every Ohio news outlet's Facebook page today.
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  8. Nyx

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    Ah, that makes sense.

    Good for them!
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    Why? What happened?
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    spot261 I don't want the game to end

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    Someyhing heritage, history, replacing, blah de blah.

    In other news actual things happened.
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    I am not the people offended, so this opinion is not worth shit.

    You root for the indians, so I got a positive vibe from it.

    Again I am really good with the change as the people named do not see it that way.

    Perspective obviously matters and should be noted. Any trite conflict I might feel with the reason is only a note because I just want Native Americans to know I wish they had more influence on our society.
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    LOL, Ted Cruz tried to pretend renaming the team was racist against Indians, because he's a cunt (and the Zodiac killer).
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    I don't know what I like better, the Cleveland Cunts or the Cleveland Zodiac Killers.
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    Dumb shit name invoking silly comic book writing.

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    The Texans and Nationals exist.
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    Cleveland Cougars would've been a good name too. Or Leopards or Vultures or any cool PLURAL name.

    AT LEAST they're not changing the team name to a singular name like Heat or Jazz. Doing THAT would've been outrageous.
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    Why not call themselves the clevelanders? If you wanted something that was about the place they call their home, then ......
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    Clevelandi.

    Like they'd be in a TNG ep with some play-doh on their heads.
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    My cousin went to PC where they are ‘The Blue Hose’.
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    I know a guy who actually went to UC Santa Cruz, home of the Banana Slugs like on Vincent's shirt in Pulp Fiction. :lol:
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    "Cleveland Rocks." :yes:
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    Was really hoping for the Cleveland Steamers but they obviously didn't have the balls to do it :dayton:
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    I'd have gone with the Cleveland Savages. Maybe make Christopher Columbus the mascot so people don't get the wrong idea.
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    And rename the stadium "Upper Decker."
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  29. Bickendan

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    :no: Columbus, Ohio disagrees!


    How about this: The Cleveland Muppets, with Grover as the mascot.
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    Bailey It's always Christmas Eve Super Moderator

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    Really sad. :(