how will the poster above you die, group edition

eaten by Tererun on bath salts when she goes full florida.

eaten by Tererun on bath salts when she goes full florida.

We will all burn in nuclear fire or the radioactive aftermath.

Except UA, who is so closed off he may as well have "Vault 101" stamped on his noggin.

Or possibly "Command D."

He can't command my D.

Not even if he wears the schoolgirl outfit.

oh, I'm certain he would have been slotted for the social experiment in vault 11 or 34.

Vault 77 or GTFO:



The full saga: https://imgur.com/gallery/7lIvV

For those who just want to be left alone, there's always vault 45.

I would absolutely live in a Vault Tec vault.

^Growing a mullet.

And they'd call you Mister Handy.

For all the wrong reasons.

I suspect that out of the entire board, only Dickynoo will understand my reference there.

Divide an existing session vertically?

In a lab explosion after a hung-over grad student puts the wrong sequence of chemicals/compounds in a centrifuge in a neighboring lab.

Heart attack from finding a garter snake in the washing machine.

Bailed headfirst out of the car she was driving after a june bug landed on her.

Unfortunate smelting accident.

due to an unfortunate reversing of wires, the asteroid attractor becomes a hemorrhoid attractor.

it'd be best not to dwell on what happened next

Stepped on a cobra goose nest.

Demonic possession of entire orchestra forcing all participants to play AC/DC’s Thunderstruck without interruption a week straight.

Flash mob demolition derby she started herself.

Suffocated while puppy-sitting 4 tiny balls of fur.

Acceptable.

You, otoh, an acute case of suddenly caring what others think of you.

That would surely kill me.

Not likely with the chemicals I work with. Plus, I'm hungover every fucking day - it's more likely to be self-inflicted. Or liver failure.

Man, I have had it with these goddamn garter snakes in this motherfucking washing machine.