But @Federal Farmer told me he was a progressive wokelord because he heard bernie sanders say something once and listens to joe rogan and jimmy door with an open mind. He knows all about how to treat them tittie bitches and those negros because he has friends and stuff and junk. No one says shit to him in white boy town so he knows he is not a racist bigot. He is just being edgy and no one can stop his white ass and chinbeard from showing who he truly is. You just don't know the real federal farmer. He listens to eminem and faps to m&ms so he is down. That bowtie that he wears is not because he wants to dogwhistle tucker carlson white supremacy, he is actually trying to bring that shit back.
Ah, yes. The anniversary of the day you were conceived by a drunken fling in the back alley of a seedy bar.
Oh no, the boy is putting me in a time out somehow by pretending to ignore me. I think I hurt his feewings. I should probably stop laughing. This might be serious. I might actually shit myself.
Indeed. We know his status as a soulless ginger abomination has consequences, but I never suspected color blindness to be among them. Poor, poor Ancalagon.
