Catch Twitterverse 22

That almost made me want to join the tweeter.

I have discovered a new purpose for people. They are the ones who I must organize to filter out the "golden nuggets" from the shit of the tweeter. Then they clean them up and serve them to me in a civilized manner so I never have to get my eyes afflicted with what goes on over there.

For this the princess thanks the village for their noble sacrifice at the tidal wave of idiocy.

Jesus fuck, what a heinous war crime.

I'm just amazed Prescott had fruit in his office. Fucker looks like all that passes his lips is lard and chips.

If the name belonging to that account doesn't sound familiar to you, it should.

GOP candidate accuses Jesus of being gay.

Well, she said he was in the closet.

Dayton needs to compile his diary posts into a novel, then he might be in with a shot.

that is a double dumbass on floriduh.

I am trying to think of who would have worse types of meat. Corporate Mcdonalds or Russian Mcdonalds? I am pretty sure russian animals have hooves and beaks that can be formed into meat like product. Their fries are probably cooked in krocodil oil causing skin lesions and rot. So pretty much exactly like you get around here.

Is anybody else getting a bunch of these all of a sudden?

Ah, you got the tweet template! Just fill in the blanks and submit, and voila! You've tweeted!

Tends to mean that the tweet has been deleted. (Fun fact: Even if a tweet has been deleted, there's ways to get the text of the tweet.)