The 2022 Random Meme Thread

Just because her cunt squeezed you out doesn't mean she gets to play the cunt card forever.

Does mentos and soda count?

The last time I lost my tape measure and decided to just buy a new one instead of continuing to search, I accidentally bought an engineering one. One edge has inches and 1/16, the other, 1/10 foot and 1/100 foot. The two scales don't really look noticeable different, and I have to pay close attention when I'm using it to make sure I'm not using the useless side.

Anyway, the sheer panic that sets in when I thought my penis was more than an inch shorter than the last time I measured it I would not wish on anyone, no matter how much they've wronged me.

I had to send an email out over a project that couldn't be completed on time. The fault was with the contractor. The original email regarding the project had about ten people involved.

So far just about ever single person that was on the email explaining why it wasn't completed, and with the solution, decided they had to weigh in. All except two actually were useful and needed to respond. One fuck decided that he needed to weigh in and wanted a response. He has almost zero involvement.

When I didn't respond to him and his follow up to every response,he decided to call me. He was hung up on mid-sentence. Seriously dude you are useless and your input was less than useless.

I'm going to hell..

Mental note: never search @ed629 's browser history for porn links.

Shiny.

My parents used to have a dog who loved fridays because she always got the crusts and a slice. One night they decided to try Poppa Johns. The look on that dog's face when she smelled the pizza was sad. My parents found the uneaten crust under the bed. We all joke about it until this day and have decided it is a sign there is something wrong with that pizza.

Why wait, there are anatomically correct fursuits, and cats are second most popular to canines in the market. Actually first if you are female.

Sacré bleu ! Bon sang !

I'm sure Jelly Belly has tried to cram it into a bean.

We know that the Harry Potter vomit bean was their failure at pizza.
So, that shows they have indeed probably thought of everything.

As Someone who has both encountered gay thoughts and has fought literal demons, the two are not the same.

Doesn't quite hit the lows of your swastika avatar, but still deserves a temp ban or worse for the racist cunt angle.

He had a swastika avatar? When? Totally don't remember that