Rosanne's coming back.

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  1. Diacanu

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  2. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Maybe Roseanne can play some of these greatest hits.

    "(effeminate voice) how could this (AIDS) happen to me? Take a look at the shit at the end of your dick! Oh!!".

    "Have you seen these people that aren't black, aren't white, they're urine colored, and they talk like (makes weird baby noises mocking Arabic) if you come to the country, learn the fucking language!! Oh!!".

    "There's no faggots in Brooklyn! They're all dead! You enter Brooklyn, there's a sign saying 'Welcome To Brooklyn' with a dead faggot hanging from it. Oh!".

    Oh, wait, those are Andrew Dice.
    I'm sure he wouldn't mind.
    Dice, post-2016 Roseanne, MAGA rally, Klan rally, all the same thing, really.
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  3. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm sure UA is taping up his ribs from breaking them laughing at the Dice material.
    :garamet:
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    How dare someone continue existing without your permission.
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  5. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Oh, fuck off.
    Did I say I wanted her dead?
    Nope.
    I just think she's awful, and I have as much right to say so as you do to bawl about minorities on Trek.

    Unless "exist" means be rich and famous, which is naked defense of pure entitlement.
    And that can't be, cuz that would make you a philosophical fraud, and that can't be, because reasons.
    :?:
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  6. Rimjob Bob

    Rimjob Bob Sue Collini always gets the weenie

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    Look at Dicky having a woke butthurt schizo conversation with himself. :lol:
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    But not Roseanne, right?
    :corn:
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    And she should never find gainful employment or a single moment of contentment ever again, because she said some stupid shit and you felt some feels. :dayton:

    Never happened.
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    Just like the Star Wars woman, if she violated her contract, she gets what she deserved. I’s not ABC’s fault it took 16 years for some conservative show to pick her up.
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    Why not both?
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  11. Diacanu

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    You can always put in a good word at the key grinding place. :shrug:

    Did I wish the tortures of Christian Hell on her?
    Did I black out when that happened?
    :chris:
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    Did I miss a Star Wars woman saying some stupid shit that got her fired? I am remiss.
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    You're clearly butthurt that she found work, rather than suffering in obscure poverty until she died. All for the crime of offending you.
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  14. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    it's right there in your user title, you obtuse twit.
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  15. Diacanu

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    Did I not say you could put in good word at the key shop?
    I don't take issue with her working. Spreading Qanon slop that kills people, no so much.
    :shrug:
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    I asked you about it at the time. She said something about covid, I think. Twitter was all up in arms about free speech despite her contract with Disney stating that she can’t say anything on social media that goes against what Disney puts on it’s social media.
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    Shut the fuck up with the "words kill" nonsense, Anita. Killers kill, and are accountable for their actions.
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  18. Uncle Albert

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    Excuse the shit out of me for not decoding it to mean Gina Carrano. I'm not sure there was a "heresy against doctrine" clause in that contract, but she's doing just fine now and Diacanu's butthole bleeds a little bit more.
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  19. Jenee

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    You know I’m not good with names. What other Star Wars woman was fired?
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  20. Uncle Albert

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    Not that I'm aware of. I just didn't connect the dots right away. I was expecting an opposing example, which in hindsight was stupid, because Wokies are praised for offending anyone who is not of the body.
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    Wokie’s? I’m not trying to start a fight. I was just saying, both women are celebrities and tied to specific franchises. If the franchise owner doesn’t like how that celebrity is representing them, well .., guess what, that’s Hollywood. Women, for many decades, were fired just for getting pregnant. They are not in any way considered open minded - in my humble opinion.
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    Absolutely, and it would be hypocritical to cry foul if someone were fired for offending conservatives with some stupid offhand comment.

    Might be a practical measure in some cases. Heartless, but practical.

    Now they expect to take half the year off and still receive the same consideration for raises and promotions as though they had been there with their nose to the grindstone the whole time.
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    If it goes against their contract. Not just because it offends someone.

    because acting is so dangerous. It’s not like they don’t use stunt people ALL THE FUCKING TIME.
  24. Diacanu

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    Nah.
    How about you scramble your password, and delete the bookmark?
    You'd be happier, we'd be happier, everything would be kittens, and rainbows, and Leprechaun gold.
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    Anyway, I'm taking Rimjob Bob's and UA's silence on the Dice quotes to mean they agree with it, and love it with all of their hearts, souls, bone marrow, and intestinal linings.
    :D
  26. Spaceturkey

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    gee, it sounds like you expect her to have an unconditional right to the job or something...
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  27. Spaceturkey

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    I mean it's as simple as Roseanne and Gina became unsellable products for the entertainment market.

    Invisible hand and all that, n'est pas?
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  28. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    so far she's done this generic western

    this pointless hit piece


    and this is upcoming i don't know what to make of it?


    I'd feel bad for her but I don't. I guess she's fine in that she's amongst like minded morons because she managed to tank her handed to her on a golden platter career.
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    How about you gargle my nuts?
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  30. Uncle Albert

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    To represent whatever fiction suits your petty whims in the moment, as always.
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