"Your content" is broken.

When I try to jump back to my old posts, I get shit from 2011.
I don't know if my posts from two days ago exist or not, because search is what would fucking tell me.

Well, at least I got to have some bumping fun.

Yep, there's some dbase issues being ironed out at the moment. It's being worked on.

I assure you we have top men people working on it right now.

Top. People.

Is Wordforge discriminating against bottoms?

Ask Ancalagon.

This is bullshit. I demand a board that works, and as such, I will be withholding membership fee payments until the issue is fixed.

That'll show you!

I hear their fleshlight app works real well. Go on stick your dick in. You know you want to. Don't worry about that grinding noise.

Oops. Turns out I need to leave a tab open to get the search repair process to finish; not a fire-and-forget thing.

Fixed through 2011 so far, plus anything since Saturday. It's crawling... slowly, and the fact that I'm on a plane right now isn't helping.

EDIT: yeah plane wifi really doesn't like the bajillion refreshes this process requires. Will need to complete it when I get home.

Gratitude.

We're up through 10/2013 and climbing.

November 2016.

Done.

Days Since WordForge has Broken:

It's doing it again.
Good news is, its only stuck on yesterday.

[ climbs underneath the board and uses a coat hanger to keep the muffler hooked to the database ]

Ah.

I was thinking bannings were about to get a new term.

@Order2Chaos mentioned that we are running low disk space. How do we increase our disk space? Can I mail someone $20 to help fix this?

Quickest way is obviously to translate everything into Greek, they've only 24 characters in their alphabet, so that's a whole thirteenth off the size of the database.

And I picked Greek as the greedy fuckers have a whopping seven vowels, and if we've learned anything from rebranding exercises it is that vowels are surplus to reading comprehension, so those can then be deleted.

So save that $20 for a premium Duolingo account for learning Greek!

For other genius and totally not bogus suggestions, follow my newsl... Wait, not on LinkedIn.

Yes. Please address the envelope as follows:

Jenee
PO Box1234
Omaha, NE, 68007

Doing it again.
It's stuck on Tuesday.

And now I have no content.

I'm sorry guys, I know it's frustrating. The admins are working on something to alleviate the worst of it, I promise.

Pizza party?