When I try to jump back to my old posts, I get shit from 2011. I don't know if my posts from two days ago exist or not, because search is what would fucking tell me.
This is bullshit. I demand a board that works, and as such, I will be withholding membership fee payments until the issue is fixed. That'll show you!
I hear their fleshlight app works real well. Go on stick your dick in. You know you want to. Don't worry about that grinding noise.
Oops. Turns out I need to leave a tab open to get the search repair process to finish; not a fire-and-forget thing.
Fixed through 2011 so far, plus anything since Saturday. It's crawling... slowly, and the fact that I'm on a plane right now isn't helping. EDIT: yeah plane wifi really doesn't like the bajillion refreshes this process requires. Will need to complete it when I get home.
@Order2Chaos mentioned that we are running low disk space. How do we increase our disk space? Can I mail someone $20 to help fix this?
Quickest way is obviously to translate everything into Greek, they've only 24 characters in their alphabet, so that's a whole thirteenth off the size of the database. And I picked Greek as the greedy fuckers have a whopping seven vowels, and if we've learned anything from rebranding exercises it is that vowels are surplus to reading comprehension, so those can then be deleted. So save that $20 for a premium Duolingo account for learning Greek! For other genius and totally not bogus suggestions, follow my newsl... Wait, not on LinkedIn.
I'm sorry guys, I know it's frustrating. The admins are working on something to alleviate the worst of it, I promise.