Another Florida Man Runs for President

Not to be outdone by the Florida man attacking his neighbor with a pee filled squirt gun, or the Florida man who attempted to pull over an undercover police officer, Florida man Ron "Meatball" DeSantis has thrown his hat in the ring to become President of the United States, or as his supporters say, to Make America Florida.

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/24/politics/ron-desantis-fec-filing-2024/index.html

Good luck, Florida man. Good luck!

He's only 44? I guess he doesn't look older or younger. He just looks... dead inside?

Have you ever microwaved a meatball?

No, I pay people like @Bill Carson to warm my balls for me.

my condolences to your balls. I wouldn't let @Bill Carson warm Trump's balls, but it is not up to me.

I don't know about Ron DeSantis.

On the one hand, he says all the stuff I want to hear, and he's tough on illegals and people who should be illegal (queers, transes, commies, atheists, brown people, mask-wearers, oblate-spheroid-earthers, and all other forms of democrat.)

On the other hand, Our Lord and Savior, PRESIDENT Donald J. Trump doesn't like him, and called him "Ron DeSanctimonious." Also, I heard sometimes he transforms into a drag queen named Rhonda Santis. Although, he might just do that so he can infiltrate their ranks, learn their plans to destroy America, and put a stop to it.

I don't know. To get behind DeSantis, I think I'd need PRESIDENT Trump to say he was talking about a different Ron DeSantis and that this one is all right.

Rhonda Santas was caught trying to steal the uber power modulators of the trans community. We are well aware of his treachery and are keeping our pastel rainbow power safe from his hands.

All hail cuteness overlord hello kitty!

I love the spin that Elon and DeSantis “broke the internet” because Twitter servers kept crashing. It’s like calling the time I left my plastic spatula too close to the stove “breaking the food industry”

https://twitter.com/mikedrucker/status/1661502166341656576

"Leave it to Elon Musk to join Ron DeSantis in announcing the official start of Ron's failed campaign for president."

https://twitter.com/davidrlurie/status/1661460728870469636?s=20

damn... I'm a decade older than him and I'd daresay not nearly as much of a trainwreck.

I'd vote for you!

hmmm... If I were PotUS...

y'know... i started to over think this and realized that it'd basically be Eisenhower.

Lots of public works/infrastructure development.

Update civil enfranchisement

Tax the fuck out of the rich

Fox dunking on Eegah.

Check out the campaign ad.

https://twitter.com/desantiswarroom/status/1661517438272385025?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Opinion: Why did Ron DeSantis think announcing his candidacy to Elon Musk was a good idea?
When the way in which you are making an announcement (and the technical difficulties that ensued) overshadows the announcement itself, you’re in big trouble.

Congrats to Rhonda Santis on the continued grift.

https://twitter.com/grocerieswegner/status/1661561448269488132?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Holy shit DeSantis is running? He certainly kept that well hidden!

Oh, yeah, I heard this a couple of weeks back but never got around to finding out if it was true or not: But, apparently, Desaster's campaign manager (or really high up) for his last run for governor, is now an advisor to the Trump campaign.

I think some Canadian besides Cruz is going to announce any day now.

DeSantis is saying he'll look into pardoning the Jan 6th rioters if he gets in. All Republicans are slime.

Musk is wealthy and influential enough to buy his way into the oval office, except he's not eligible. I wouldn't be at all surprised if DeSantis offered Musk the chance to buy the next best thing, a DeSantis presidency where Musk is the one calling the shots on the issues that matter to him. And of course if Musk does anything illegal to help DeSantis win, that's what pardons are for.

https://jezebel.com/trump-reimagines-desantis-disastrous-campaign-launch-wi-1850474516

Even Trump is dunking on DeSantis and Musk, but also on Hitler and gay Satan.

Looks like Elon still got he wanted, despite the fuck up.