Breaking: Don Jr’s Stash Found at White House!

Oh, wait. It was found in a library, so it can't be Don Jr's. He wouldn't go anywhere near a library, I'm sure.

meh, I literally found an eighth on the street the other morning.

something has to back crypto value.

The guy who looks and acts like Patrick Bateman is also a coke vacuum?
Say it ain't so.
Next thing you'll say is he's ungracious to his prostitutes.

secret service communication said it was a yellow bar labelled as cocaine hydrochloride.

What drug user runs around with their cocaine labelled cocaine hydrochloride? You know who does that sort of shit? An idiot planting drugs. Also, from what I understand yellow cocaine in bar form would be uncut. It really sounds like someone does not know what the fuck they ordered, and then put the bag they ordered in the white house to be found.

I would also note that Trump, Trump Jr, and Hunter Biden would not be leaving a bar of uncut coke unsnorted in a public area. Maybe in a bedroom or bathroom, but not in the fucking library where people do work.

Why would you assume it’s Don Jr’s stash and not Hunter Biden’s?

Because Hunter stores his on the backs of naked women.

Cocaine Hydrochloride needs to be the name of a progressive ska band if it isn't already.

Ari Fleischer, who knows his way around the White House:

Why would you assume it is either of theirs? I don't think hunter spends a lot of time at the white house, and I am pretty sure Jr. picked up all of his stashes before leaving. 3 years later and no one has found it is just a joke.

No dickhead the wonder dufus, this is someone planting shit because no one gets their coke in a yellow bar labelled cocaine hydrochloride. That is something you would have created in a lab because you don't know how to get real cocaine from a dealer.

Dude, you have done coke. who the fuck has pure yellow coke with a fucking label aside from an idiot who got it lab produced. Only a person who has never done coke in their life would go through such steps.

tell us all you know nothing about coke without telling us you know nothing about coke. fucking moron.

Why you gotta do Ari like that

Bill Nye The Science Guy is trying to become Heisenberg.

because it is a dumb joke if you actually have done cocaine.

Someone went out and got lab produced cocaine hydrochloride in pure form, which is super fucking criminal to produce and have, and planted this shit trying to incriminate hunter biden. Whoever this person is did a bunch of highly illegal drug stuff if what they are saying is real. this shit came from somewhere special. this is not your buy it off the street coke. The likelihood is whoever planted this shit probably got it out of some lab bust where it was labelled for evidence and then tried to plant it because they did not know what street coke is.

so yes this is important and not a fucking joke. because someone has got access to some really rare chemical shit that you do not just come across, and they are using it to try to incriminate the biden admin inside the white house. That means they might have access to poisons and other things that could come from high level laboratory chemical things. I really highly doubt some tourist got pure yellow cocaine hydrochloride with a fucking label and left it around the white house. It would be a bag of white cut cocaine if some rando was to do that.

There you go, some fucking explanation from a fucking coke head.

I know some chemistry and how cocaine is made. I don't make any of it, but this shit interests me as a drug user. Yellow coke is no fucking joke. Your common user would probably OD on the shit given it was uncut if they went for a big old rail.

So, Repugs are trying with all their elbow grease, hearts, and souls, to make the Hunter shit stick, and are just fucking inept at it.

So far I've read three different locations as to where the cocaine was found - in the library, in the 'work area', and in an area where guests are relieved of their belongings. I suppose it's possible that those are all true, but to this point it's not clear to me where it was found.

But it really isn't much of a story unless it's tracked to a specific person of prominence. I imagine there's been a few staffers on cocaine in the White House over the years, and if it's random dude taking a tour it's a complete non-story.

I am saying it is hard to get pure coke. I have gotten good coke, but to get the uncut pure yellow stuff is very not a thing. The fact that it was labelled tells me it was probably evidence. cocaine criminals don't label their coke. If it is collected as evidence it is labelled. This is why I would think this came from a bust. Some idiot saw a bar of yellow coke labelled cocaine hydrochloride because it was in an evidence locker from some drug lab seizure before it was cut. That idiot took it and put it in the white house because they thought it was what coke was. Of course everyone is going to blame hunter biden even though hunter biden probably isn't in the white house that often.

A coke head would not leave golden uncut coke around. They would covet that shit like golum. Only a person whop isn't a coke addict would leave a baggie of uncut coke behind. This would be OCD neurosis level possession of this bag by an addict. The only person who would leave that sort of thing around the white house would be an idiot who didn't know what they had. If you put a bar of yellow uncut coke around a cokehead who knew what it was they would become golum right on the spot. It actually works that way. if you put that right in front of me right now I would immediately be thinking of ways to kill you or please you to get it. I have not touched the shit in a long time.

The thing that makes it a story is the description of what it was. If that is not true and it is some white powder that turned out to be regular old cocaine with a cut then who the fuck cares.

Let’s see, what’s more likely, Don Jr. left a stash that’s been there for two years or Hunter Biden accidentally left a stash there ? Of course it could it could be someone else’s too

again, no coke addict leaves pure uncut coke around in a public area.

What's more likely is that it's neither of them, but could be any of the hundreds of civil servant staffers who work in the West Wing or OEOB, many of whom are lawyers (high rate of substance abuse) or others in high stress, long hours jobs (also high rates of substances abuse).

Tererun, please have face meet with you in chambers to splain this to him slowly.

Do a few lines but save some for me.

Deep state!

Because Don Jr routinely appears on talk shows or on videos coked to the fucking gills, almost daily, it seems. I don’t know if Hunter’s still doing blow or not, but it’s been a while since he’s been on a recent video, coked to the gills. So, who do you think makes the best subject for a gag headline?

With all the cameras in that place I'm pretty sure we will have an answer soon.

If it's a random dude taking a tour, then the next question is how did he get past security screening with hard drugs on him? Did he drop it by accident, or on purpose? If it was on purpose, then we know it was politically motivated.

Either way, it's a story that won't be going away any time soon.

It is cocaine, not a fucking gun you dolt. If you can get into the white house, you can get a baggie of coke into the white house. That is not a problem.

Did all you guys dip into dayton's stupid pills?

Y'know how those guys who work with King Cobras and Black Mambas get bitten so much, their blood becomes anti- venom?
Dayton's blood is stupid pill.
In fact, it's not a pill anymore, T.R., Murderface, UA, and FF have to freebase Dayton's foot.

"Hunter Biden" and "leftover cocaine" don't really go together.

“It was planted to make Biden look bad.” Who’s the conspiracy theorist now?

Okay, what's your theory for how and why Hunter or Don Jr got cocaine hydrochloride out of a lab, and why they kept the sticker on?