Makes it even sadder that Chuck might be on the way out, given he was educating us on the various cuts with his very username.
I want my cremains made into a crazy bread, then feed it to Tererun, then she poops me into her diaper, then cremate that, then make it into crazy bread again, then feed it to UA.
I do not eat crazy bread. Figure out an Italian type of bread to jam yourself into and I will consider that. we can bake the shit into some form of midwest whypipo bread for @Uncle Albert and @Jenee . The only question I have is why do you want your remains coated in pizza hut grease and ranch dressing?
you do know that is not actually bread, cheese, and ranch dressing, right? It is actually the blob hardened by binding agents after sitting in a toxic dump for years, and you are dipping it in the Stuff with a ranch label on it because there is no such thing as ranch dressing. You know the stuff is mind controlling alien sentient diarrhea from a fucking pit in New Mexico, right? There is no good alchemy that can come from that. That is worse shit than your dad turning you into the family dog. best I can do is put your ashes into a gas station coffee machine and brew you into some semi toxic tea for UA and the cockguzzlinggutterslut. I do not get near not real pizza bread anymore. I am way too old and diabetic to do the college thing.
So the man was wrong for removing evidence. So if I find a human leg that is not already a lamp, I should inform the proper people to take it into evidence, but can I put a claim on it like lost cash just in case no one wants it back because tacos? This is an important question for a friend of mine.
I was only born with two and still seem to have them so no. However, if for some reason my leg were to be removed by some illegal or accidental method I would appreciate if it were to be returned to me after the police were done with it so it could either be re-attached or consumed. It is my leg, and if it happens to be removed I would be interested in eating it at least to get the fucking drugs back. There is a lot of fat and mass to the leg and if there are any intoxicants in there I do not want to waste them. Plus, the strongest bones in the body are there and I am sure they can be used for crafts or something cool.
