Star Wars: Lando

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  1. Diacanu

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    Diacanu, Sep 14, 2023
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    I am so excited.
     
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    No you're not. Stop it with that shit.
     
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    Sorry, I just wanted to fit in cuz Star Wars is so cool and popular.
     
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    That's ok. :itsokay: I know you know that Star Wars is about as cool shoveling dirt.
     
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    Thanks. I feel better now. And obviously you know I know that Star Wars is as cool as shoveling dirt because...

    I am you!
     
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    Oh very cool. This is like one of those "the call is coming from inside the house" moments, right?
     
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    Hmm...I'm not sure the analogy is quite on point. Let me ask you this. Did you see Season 3 of Picard?
     
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    Yes, why?
     
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    OK, so in Season 3 of Picard you know how there was this like...well Brent Spiner played it...like a fake human.
     
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    An Android?
     
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    Mmmm...maybe not quite. But sure, for the purposes of this discussion, let's go with that.
     
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    OK, that's fine...
     
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    Anyway, there's Data and Lore both inside this wrinkly Brent Spiner thing. Both fighting for control. You follow?
     
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    So...I guess Face is pissed I gave this its own thread instead of shoving it in some omnibus thread.....
     
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    Yeah, I think so. But I didn't understand why both Data and Lore were in there. Like, I know that Data died in Nemesis...but whatever...
     
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    Well he died in Season 1 of Picard too. Did you see that season?
     
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    happened to Lore? [cross talk, inaudible]. Yeah, I saw that. But I don't remember it.
     
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    OK, so Picard kept dreaming of Data. And at the same time, he met this other android.
     
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    That's kinda a gay dream. But OK, go on.
     
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    Anyway, this other android has part of Data's memories or some shit. And somehow Picard is able to...
     
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    You know what, I don't think you're explaining it right and honestly I don't really care. Picard Season 1 was an abortion.
     
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    I mean, that's pretty harsh. People get abortions for legitimate reasons...
     
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    And I totally acknowledge that but other times people get abortions just so they can see what a dead fetus looks like up close.
     
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    I don't think that's true. That's really disrespectful to....
     
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    And that's what Season 1 of Picard is. An aborted fetus, shown up close to the camera for all to see. An abortion.
     
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    Great, another origin movie nobody wants. How many times do you think they’ll film this one?
     
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    Let's get back on track then... so in Season 3, there's Lore and Data inside this wrinkly Brent Spiner fighting for control. Anyway...um...the point is, it's more like that. What were we discussing again?
     
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    Media franchises that are like or akin to abortions.
     
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    Of course, that's right. Are you familiar with Star Wars?
     
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