The Enrage Aunt Alice by Posting Anything Thread...

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  1. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    Black Lives Matter
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    steve2^4 Aged Meat

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    Of course lives matter.

    Come to me little boy.
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  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I tried that once. It was a total clusterfuck run by some college kid who showed up late and had no clue how to organize a crew. So everyone just ran around bumping into each other, doing random shit and accomplishing very little overall. Never again.
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    Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
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  6. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    Of course your experience means that the entire program is worthless. :spock:
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  7. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Nowhere in that story is he stepping up and going "I've run things like this, I have experience, let me help! :D".
    He can't even LIE and say he was the hero who saved the day.
    Nope, just sitting back, and calling everyone stupid.
    On the inside.
    For later.
    Lucky us.
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  8. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Bet if I went back in a time machine, everyone and everything was just fine.
    After I kill all the dictators, and win 50 Powerballs, and get the cancer cure from the future, that's the third tier on the pyramid.
    Debunking egoist bullshitters.
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  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    It means I don't show up for needless aggravation.
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  10. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Because I don't fucking lie. That's just your diseased thinking meat insisting nobody could honestly disagree with your ruling on any subject.
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  11. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    :bullshit:
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  12. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Accusations are not proof. Pulling "you are a liar" out of thin air is an idiotic schoolyard tactic.
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  13. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Unlike "diseased thinkmeat" and "dishonest bullshitters" and "with us or against us".
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  14. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I suppose you have more flattering tabels for the tactics you employ. For me to accuse you of a lie, you would first have to commit to an unambiguous statement.
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  15. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    I'm plenty unambiguous, it's just you're so down the rabbit hole of your own sphincter, only a muffled warble gets through.
    You're like the deaf grandpa who says everyone mumbles.
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  16. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I'm sure you think all of that passes for a meaningful point of view. Your hack performance art is not an argument.
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  17. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    MHPHMHPHMHPP!!!
    (Okay, grandpa. :pathead:)
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  18. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    so how is it that the house that ws built for $16 500 in 1960 that my folks bought 12 years later for $30 000 then sold for about $60 000 a decade after that is worth $1.6M as of 2022?

    I did the realtor's video tour, not much has changed in 40+ years since I last set foot in the place.
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  19. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    So who had raoul with Habitat for humanity?

    I did not think it would be HfH to piss off AA enough to come here and tell us all how he rode by one on his bike once and knew everything that was going on with his super UA senses.
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  20. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    It is good to know the HfH people have enough standards to have told AA to piss off because they do not help useless losers who they cannot even trust with a broken hammer because they are so stupid.

    I get you are pissy because they had better people to help when the scrap yard towed your brokedick Jeep home, but get over it, you live with @Jenee now and you should be grateful she doesn't expect anything from you. It is not their fault they couldn't let you on site due to liability.

    Three cheers for @Raoul the Red Shirt for winning the who can set off the WF pissbaby first contest.
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  21. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Gawd... I could not imagine having him on a job site when I was doing construction.

    Actually, I can. We had a guy one summer who'd show up three hours before everyone else, figuring he could do it all himself, and better.

    This was interior framing. So besides the obvious safety issues, it completley fucked up the rest of the crew because there're always things you need another set of hands for even if it's to hold something in place.

    Of course we had to rip apart just about everything he did too... 16" centres, not spacing FFS!
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  22. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    We had ways of discouraging Auntie Alices from ever coming back to work on the paintball field. It was an expectation your head refs would absolutely torture and disrespect an aunt alice. I would actually give paint to players to shoot the lazy good for nothings. I also had the job of making sure they did not set the guns up. We cleaned the goggles with bleach and water in a small single bathroom in a trailer house, and the worst of the worst was put in there until the7y came out choking from the bleach fumes. Eventually I had to supervise the gun cabin and I got to be the supervisor because I spit out tyhe losers because they slowed everything down and we all wanted to go home faster so slow kids ruined it.

    AAs were the worst people to have around if you had to get work done. If he actually welds stuff he is a danger to all the workers around, and the place has a shit rep because they have to fix all of his mistakes. Islands like him never accept they are the failures and always blame it on the others. But, he is in Nebraska so I do not have to worry about his shit work. My thought is he was a welder at some point, but now he does something else while he is trying to get back into a job he has been blacklisted from.
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  23. MikeH92467

    MikeH92467 RadioNinja

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    I don’t believe you could organize a two car funeral. :spock:
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  24. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    Is two car funeral some sort of sex move him and @Jenee do, or is that rthe name of his WGWAG band?
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    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    Why would you have a funeral for two cars?
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  26. Spaceturkey

    Spaceturkey i can see my house

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    Benjamin Orr and Ric Ocasic?
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  27. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    points for the lanzman with the dad or teh baba humor.
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  28. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Fortunately you and Spacetard are not empowered to issue that ruling.
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  29. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Cite the examples why!
    Then zoom in down to the quarks, down to the hyper-strings, infinite universes around the hyper-strings, the quarks within those universes, and so on, and so on, forever and ever and ever.
    Meanwhile, I'll just ignore that, and believe what I want because a Youtube comedian told me.
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  30. Tererune

    Tererune Troll princess and Magical Girl

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    That is less of a ruling, and more of a law of nature everyone but you observes.
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