ford making mustang station wagon. Tesla says hold my beer.

Everything made after 1995 is dog shit, looks wise.

Video Shows Tesla Cybertruck Appearing To Struggle With Some Light Off-Roading

The Cybertruck's Bulletproofing Is Garbage, Actually

https://x.com/manmademoon/status/1720953550715466014?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

It's definitely the Meg Griffin of trucks.

That is a great analogy. I think the proper smiley is:

https://insideevs.com/news/694929/tesla-cybertruck-matte-black-impressions/

As much as it sucks rich people have always spent way too much on shitty made products with a brand label on it. If it wasn't for the label most elite brand name cars are garbage. The whole selling point of the cybertruck is that it is brand name for crypto bros to carry around their bored ape collection. They should anodize bored apes into the fucking thing just so it could sell more.

I am going to need therapy to not wait with a bat for their owners to come out of the vape store. I would hit the car, but it might fall the fuck apart, and I want to humpty dumpty the fucking heads of the local FTX losers.

^I just realized that when one of those things goes up in flames, from the rear, it absolutely will look like a dumpster fire.

https://x.com/michigrimk/status/1723166092443750872?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

That marble doesn't even look level so you could at least set your martini down on it.

What is the point of such a thing? It inherently makes the thing a deadly splatterboard if you crash. It is a fucking truck so you are supposed to be bobbling around inside. you do not want to hit sharp rocks when you do. Is he trying to make a real life Deathproof mobile?

So the cybertruck is going to randomly accelerate into a tree, and whatever humans are inbside are going to be broken upon this pristine white marble countertop type surface.

OMG Elon is a fucking sadistic evil rich dude. Someone needs to raid his places because he is doing some sick experiments we do not know about. I am not even joking. We are going to find his secret bunker of human animal experimentation one day and it is going to be perverse on levels that would make calligula wretch.

Tesla insider leaks Cybertruck specs ahead of launch

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-sue-cybertruck-buyers-they-resell-in-first-year-2023-11

The only reason I would purchase one of those god awful disasters would be to resell it to an idiot with far too much money for their own good before the idiots ran out. That would be like buying a trump bored ape NFT without being able to resell it.

Anyway, tesla cybertruck crypto bros have another loser sign.

https://bsky.app/profile/sarahkite.bsky.social/post/3ke63zxh7tc2a

Seven spokes on that hubcap.

????

Maybe he wants to make the cover of Van Life. Besides, he wants to launch his starship. He’s hiding from Grimes, you know.

Ford: Shit, the Pinto exploded.
Tesla: Hold my beer.

Tesla Retreats From Threats to Sue Cybertruck Resellers

https://bsky.app/profile/tranniehall.bsky.social/post/3keebb5luhd2p

https://electrek.co/2023/11/16/cybe...and-it-already-has-a-knockoff-meet-robotruck/

why is it that the cybertruck is clearly the gobot to this transformer?

Yeah, Robotruck looks like it would be Optimus compared to Rodimus in this scenario.

Blatantly a muscle pickup with a goofy cover on the bed.

Also blatantly the malevolent spirit of the Aztek out for revenge. The name is a giveaway and the goofy cover just confirms it.

Watch A Tesla Cybertruck Drive Into The Ocean

Formerly shatterproof Cybertruck windows to be bulletproof: Elon Musk

Good luck with that, Elmo.