The Guess Who's on Epstein's List Thread

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  1. We Are Borg

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    A federal judge in New York has ordered the unsealing of court documents related to the Jeffrey Epstein case. It's speculated that at least 170 names of known Epstein associates will be made public in the New Year, and at least 20 names will be extremely high-profile individuals.

    My top guesses:

    - Donald Trump
    - Bill Clinton
    - Prince Andrew (pretty much a foregone conclusion)

    Who else do you think is on the list?
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  2. Thoughts and Prayers

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    Donald Trump could be number one on the list and it would not negatively affect him in any way. Voters like @Steal Your Face won't be so easily dissuaded.
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    Kermit the Frog.
    Big Bird.

    There are only so many childhood heroes left not on the pile.
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  4. Steal Your Face

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    Bill Gates is my guess.
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    FTFY.
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  6. Ten Lubak

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    Definitely Kevin Spacey and Brian Singer


    What does this even mean though, "associates of Epstein"? People who he hung out with? That went to his island? That got involved in business transactions?
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    Yes, as well as some of his victims.
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    The thing about Epstein is that he had a public persona as this big philanthropist that got him access to the wealthy and influential, and a private side hobby of collecting blackmail material on the wealthy and influential. Did he try to tempt everyone he met with underage girls? Did they all fall for it, or even realize what he was trying to do? Probably not. :clyde:
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  9. Ten Lubak

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    We're all in agreement that he was a spy probably working for Mossad, right?
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    What does "known associates" actually mean? People he had dinner with?
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    Ultimately doesn't matter. The bottom line is that no public persona wants their name associated with him.

    The New Year will bring us lots of entertainment watching the folks on that list try to spin their way out of it.
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    There will be nobody with more glee than I if a boatload of rich people are brought down by complicity in his sex offences.
    But if the list includes people who had no knowledge of his sinister activities then this will be very unfair on them.
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  13. Steal Your Face

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    Say what?
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    Jews killed Epstein? That works.
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    This. I am certain there will be a number of people on that list who had no idea, and traveled with Epstein because he offered, and because he was a well known financier in political circles. I feel bad for those folks. For the rest of them, may they burn in hell, and may the list expose them for all to see.
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    I agree with everything you said, but unfortunately this still isn't the client list.
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    Clarence and Ginni Thomas.
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    Noam Chomsky. Oh, wait, we already knew that one.
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    23 Representatives, 8 Senators, and a nobody who was technically on the presidential ballot in his home state and is just happy someone remembers he exists.
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    Looking back at old photos, Epstein did seem to get progressively thinner over time... :chris:
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    Not Vermin Supreme! :(
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    Patrick Stewart. Tom Hanks.
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    I always wondered what Tom Hanks did to the corey during The Burbs. Feldman has always held something back about a huge influential person who no one would believe raped him, and would have him killed, and it has to be Hanks. The timing fits.

    There has got to be some reason Hanks started his career cross dressing and survived Joe Vs. The Volcano. He is probably the dark overlord who created Epstein Islanmd and Weinstein. No one is as nice as he is and that big a star. He is a Sith overlord I tell you.

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    Please no. :(
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    We already know Donald Trump is on the list. Trump took pictures with the guy and Trump even told everyone that Epstein "likes 'em young." Trump went to the same parties as Epstein and knew exactly what he was about.

    The people that will be affected by this are the guys like Bill Clinton. The people that the media portrays as respectable.
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    I thought he already said it was Charlie Sheen on the set of Lucas. I'm pretty sure he said that years ago.
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    OK, I missed that, but Hanks is still a sith lord, I am sure of it.
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    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...-is-coming-out-who-will-be-named/72083109007/

    So not exactly a client list but not a benign collection of flight manifests either
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