Trumpite Americans, when will you finally acknowledge your leader is a joke?

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    Yes, because we all know mad gunmen only kill Democrat children.
    They have facial recognition and Google in their brains.
    That's totally a thing.
    Now keep pulling that elephant lever, blue collar Americans.
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    I can't even begin to figure out what could have made that come out of his addled brain.

    Also apparently somebody told him that people in Iowa like John Deere, because the next words out of his mouth were "Why didn't they use John Deere? Why didn't they bring in the John Deere people? Do you like John Deere? I like John Deere."
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    Pour water on the magnets and they'll short out, right? Magnets run on electricity don't they?
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    Is that what he meant?
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    The fact that he thinks people like John Deere (the company not the product) shows just how out of touch even his advisors are.

    Farmers HATE John Deere (the company) and their business model where you are just basically renting their products and aren’t allowed to do even basic repairs or the computer shuts it down.
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    Apparently he was at an event earlier where he signed a John Deere combine, but why he correlated that with magnets, fuck knows.

    Also wondered whether an electric-powered boat would electrocute him if it sank, and waxed nonsensical as to whether or not he would prefer this to being eaten by a shark.

    His preference is electrocution, if the treason trial judge is listening.
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    I dunno, I hated the Reagan era for beating everyone over the head with "Dallas" "Dynasty" and "Lifestyles Of the Rich And Famous" and making everyone hate themselves for not being rich, but this bullshit of rich assholes kissing up to rednecks is way more vomit churning.
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    Look, I think that we can all agree, regardless of what people might have thought about him as a President, the majority of Americans have a positive view of Carter now. So, I'm having a hard time seeing why folks might think that this is a bad thing.

    Trump says ‘Jimmy Carter is happy now,’ thanks to Biden

    I mean, if you think that Carter's been a good dude since he left the White House and Biden's actions have made Carter happy, then where's the problem?
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    But Biden is the one that's senile, right FF? :waiting:
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    And the Libertarians who are aiming to be President are in better control of their marbles so now would be a really good time to promote them, right? I mean, if both the leading contenders for the White House are drooling into their shirts, then someone who isn't obviously has an edge and should be highly promoted so that everybody knows that they don't have to choose the candidate who only needs to use a diaper sometimes, right?
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