Candlelight Vigil for Stickies

Remember when you got hard just thinking about sex?

Lament the loss of those days. Post your memories here.

I remember having to stay seated in 6th grade to avoid showing.

Knock it off, wise guy...

No.

@steve2^4, you're the one who posted this on a sticky note reinforced with gum.
Naturally, a mod fixed it to the wall

Way to troll a sticky thread.

1 billion princess points for @steve2^4 .

This is the quality posting that's kept me around this place for my entire adult life

I meant stiffies.

Nevermind.

So basically you are saying your penis is like New York style pizza.

more points for keeping it up there.

My apologies for obviously contributing to this being up there as sometimes I like annoying my friends by making obnoxious noise around them.

Interesting

Wise guy.

I have issues with this thread:

1: The erection is known by many names, but "Sticky" is not one of them. It is now, I guess.

2: There are middle/high-schoolers who actually have to think about sex to get the little soldier to stand at attention? When I was that age I didn't even need sexy thoughts, it was just constant random boners.

3: Remaining seated/covering it with a notebook/etc. are all vastly inferior to the "tuck it in the waistband" method.

Back on topic!