Look, we bisexuals don’t have a lot of mainstreamers to fap to but Mads Mikkelsen and Tom Hardy aren’t the worst we could have ended up with. Now just a coincidence both have Brando lips… okay fine, just a coincidence…
First, you need to call in sick to work so you can do it. Second, you need livestream it and spend the rest of the day lying in bed counting your likes.
I'm not surprised, just disgusted. As for corn for WV and PA, I've had corn and mashed potatoes on pizza when I was in NYC. Fuck the potatoes, but the corn *could* work on the right pie. But I'll put pineapple on before I even consider it.
Last night I ordered pizza for the first time in a while. Pepperoni, green olives, black olives, Kalamata olives, and capers.
Potatoes seem like something that could work on pizza, although "mashed" is probably not the best format. Corn seems weird, but also seems like it could work. Avocados seems like it could work, although I wouldn't. While guacamole is pretty good, avocados... I tolerate them, that's probably the best description. Tuna... if they're talking about dicing up a filet or whatever and putting it on there I'll call it plausable, but if they're talking about tuna from a can... well, I'm not eating it.
There's no way this can be true. Though it could be one of those "most disproportionately popular per state" type things.