I'm in India right now, so I can tell you what the future will bring, and you're all fucked. Wait, nevermind, that's just the curry talking
So then: Your mission is to proceed to write a tell all fictional narrative for the RNC so they can re-elect a coke snorting dimwitted nepo baby to the presidency and eliminate John Kerry from the presidential race based on false claims of a bunch of loser future MAGAts.