This is a star trek sort of board, the correct meme would be jean luc screaming there are no traffic lights at the kardashians.
Final Fantasy VII (a video game originally from 1997) would be a much better story if Sephiroth (the villain) were female. Change my mind.
Jesus, he made it to 93 subsisting on that much carbs? He was an undocumented X-Man. As for the restaurant, I'd bring my own meatloaf and salad, and just ask him nothing but "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" questions.
An artist named Cris Shapan posts those on his Facebook page. They're hilarious because he totally nails the style of those old ads.